I got a roomate, again
Josh moved in here last friday, its been a week but it feels like so much longer but atleast this time I don't feel the strong feeling to kill him all the time, as I did when Stephanie was living here. This week has been very interesting,
On Sunday I was supposed to go and get my hair highlighted which I had been looking for for like a month, My mom came and picked me up at noon and then we met her boyfriend Matt at the mall because he was buying her a new washing machine, hers died in the storm. After he bought that, He left for his 7 hour drive home, he's in NYC. My mom and I headed to the solon at JC Pennys just to find out, their fucking morons in there, they sech the appointment for next sunday, and told my mom it was that sunday. I was pissed, I wanted my hair done for my interview on Tuesday, so my mom drove like all over the place looking for a solon that was open. I tried to call my friend Rachel to see if she could do it for me, but she was sick, I was crying and shit, getting all emotional. We ended up at the Galleria mall, and I made an appointment at one of their solons to get it done Monday. After that I came home very pissed off, I talked to Jibreel (my ex.dated when I was 16.friend, now like a girlfriend to me) for a little bit and I was trying to see if he would go and see SAW 3 with me on friday, Meanwhile Josh is all rolling his eyes. Jibreel's phone was about to die so he was going to call me back, I went in the kitchen to make Josh some food and I come out, and I hear all this beeping. Josh is like "thats your phone" and I'm like "I have it on vibrate" cause I thought it was a text message, people love to annoy the hell out of me through text, so I put it on Vibrate. and Josh holds up my phone, and he's like "No thats your phone, Jibreel called, I told you it was ringing", He did not tell me it was ringing. So I was like, yeah sure you told me it was ringing. Then we smoked.
On Monday, I got up and went to my hair appointment, they put in blond highlights, really bright, but I love it. Then I came home and my mom came and picked me up and we went to my grandparents house, so she could do their bills and so I could see my grandmother, who just got out of the hostipal. I tried to help my mom by orangzing my grandparents bills but it was fusterating, I ended up taking some pictures of my hair with my phone and sending one to Jibreel, but he was in class. Josh texted me, then we left about 8pm, I got home and ordered Pizza, Josh came home, the Pizza came and then we ate. Josh and I smoked, and Jibreel called while we were smoking, so I talked to him for 2 hours or so. I was high off my ass, it was so funny, I was bringing up all this shit from the past on the phone with him, I told him that Roberto is always telling me how Chanel looks better then me and stuff and I was like, thats why I feel months ago they were fucking and he called out my name. Josh didn't know that shit, so he burst out laughing. Around 2am I got off the phone and we went to sleep.
On Tuesday, was my borders interview, My aunt drove me there and then Jibreel came and picked me up. I came home, and Josh and I smoked. yeah thats like the norm, back to smoking every day.
Wensday and thursday I didn't do shit, but Friday I knew I had to go and look for a job, so Thursday night I had Josh set the alarm on his phone and I told him to make sure that I actually left the house, lmao. Why Friday morning I did not even hear his alarm go off and his phone is loud as hell, and it was like right next to my head, lmao, I swear im just like my mom, I need like 4 alarm clocks to wake my ass up. I got up and took a shower, and left around noon. I get to south campus at like 1:50 to find out the damn nigara falls blvd (the 34) bus doesn't come until 2:50pm, so I stand there for like 5 minutes trying to decide if I wanted to wait an hour or walk it, I walked it, 15 fucking blocks to target, you know and that damn Sherdian and eggert light, takes 9 hours to change. I'm like halfway to target and I was going to say fuck it and just go to wegmans and then come home, but something told me to go to target, so I do and I fill an application out, now before I left I was thinking alright Im gonna go there fill an application out, maybe in a week or two they'll call me for an interview, and maybe in another week they'll hire me, and im thinking I know they drug test now so by that time it will be out of my system. Um No, Im done with the application and come to find out their doing on the spot interviews. So Im like, breath Jolene, and I do the interview. The girl who was interviewing me seemed to really like me, so she sends the hiring manager in, while im alone, I'm praying "please lord I need a job, let me get this job", the Hiring manager comes in and he's like "I'm looking for someone willing to work overnight, the shift is from 10pm to 7am, can you do that?" and I'm like "yes" and he's like "the job pays, 7.75 an hour, is that okay?" and I'm like "yes" knowing I have the job, then he says "The place where we do the drug tests closes at 4pm, and I know your not going to make it there by then, so come here on sunday before 3pm and pick the drug paperwork up, and you can get it done on Monday. I'm going to offically offer the job on Sunday, but I can't hire you until you pass the drug test", so I leave go use the bathroom and go outside all happy, like yes I have a job and knowing that I have been offered jobs through interviews before, but I've never filled out an app, had an interview and got a job offer all in the same day, never, so im all happy. I get outside and then it hits me, damn I smoked this week, damn im gonna fail that drug test, so I call my mom, she knows I smoke.
I'm like "Mom I have good news and bad news, the Good news is, I have a job, The bad news is, their gonna drug test me and im not gonna pass" and she's like "why" and Im like "cause I smoked this week", she told me not to stress about it, and then I rememeberd that Stephanie told me like 2 months ago that she passed a drug test by drinking cranberry juice all day the day before, so my dumbass calls her and im like "when you passed that drug test, you drank cranberry juice the day before, right?" and she's like "I never was drug tested", um then why the fuck did you say you were, stupid bitch. So she's like "why?" and im like "I got a job but their gonna drug test me on Monday and I smoked this week" and she's like "your not gonna pass", so I was like "wtf thanks" and shes like "im just being honest", nah your just being a bitch, I need postive energy, dumbass whore, thats why her stupid ass don't know who gave her herpes, fucking 5 guys at the same time and shit, stupid bitch.
I got home and I told Josh and hes like damn, so i called my friend Jibreel and I asked him what to do, he told me to go to GNC. I talked to my friend Chelesa and she told me to drink water and cranberry juice, to flush it out. Im gonna think postive, do what I gotta do and pray I pass that test.
On Sunday I was supposed to go and get my hair highlighted which I had been looking for for like a month, My mom came and picked me up at noon and then we met her boyfriend Matt at the mall because he was buying her a new washing machine, hers died in the storm. After he bought that, He left for his 7 hour drive home, he's in NYC. My mom and I headed to the solon at JC Pennys just to find out, their fucking morons in there, they sech the appointment for next sunday, and told my mom it was that sunday. I was pissed, I wanted my hair done for my interview on Tuesday, so my mom drove like all over the place looking for a solon that was open. I tried to call my friend Rachel to see if she could do it for me, but she was sick, I was crying and shit, getting all emotional. We ended up at the Galleria mall, and I made an appointment at one of their solons to get it done Monday. After that I came home very pissed off, I talked to Jibreel (my ex.dated when I was 16.friend, now like a girlfriend to me) for a little bit and I was trying to see if he would go and see SAW 3 with me on friday, Meanwhile Josh is all rolling his eyes. Jibreel's phone was about to die so he was going to call me back, I went in the kitchen to make Josh some food and I come out, and I hear all this beeping. Josh is like "thats your phone" and I'm like "I have it on vibrate" cause I thought it was a text message, people love to annoy the hell out of me through text, so I put it on Vibrate. and Josh holds up my phone, and he's like "No thats your phone, Jibreel called, I told you it was ringing", He did not tell me it was ringing. So I was like, yeah sure you told me it was ringing. Then we smoked.
On Monday, I got up and went to my hair appointment, they put in blond highlights, really bright, but I love it. Then I came home and my mom came and picked me up and we went to my grandparents house, so she could do their bills and so I could see my grandmother, who just got out of the hostipal. I tried to help my mom by orangzing my grandparents bills but it was fusterating, I ended up taking some pictures of my hair with my phone and sending one to Jibreel, but he was in class. Josh texted me, then we left about 8pm, I got home and ordered Pizza, Josh came home, the Pizza came and then we ate. Josh and I smoked, and Jibreel called while we were smoking, so I talked to him for 2 hours or so. I was high off my ass, it was so funny, I was bringing up all this shit from the past on the phone with him, I told him that Roberto is always telling me how Chanel looks better then me and stuff and I was like, thats why I feel months ago they were fucking and he called out my name. Josh didn't know that shit, so he burst out laughing. Around 2am I got off the phone and we went to sleep.
On Tuesday, was my borders interview, My aunt drove me there and then Jibreel came and picked me up. I came home, and Josh and I smoked. yeah thats like the norm, back to smoking every day.
Wensday and thursday I didn't do shit, but Friday I knew I had to go and look for a job, so Thursday night I had Josh set the alarm on his phone and I told him to make sure that I actually left the house, lmao. Why Friday morning I did not even hear his alarm go off and his phone is loud as hell, and it was like right next to my head, lmao, I swear im just like my mom, I need like 4 alarm clocks to wake my ass up. I got up and took a shower, and left around noon. I get to south campus at like 1:50 to find out the damn nigara falls blvd (the 34) bus doesn't come until 2:50pm, so I stand there for like 5 minutes trying to decide if I wanted to wait an hour or walk it, I walked it, 15 fucking blocks to target, you know and that damn Sherdian and eggert light, takes 9 hours to change. I'm like halfway to target and I was going to say fuck it and just go to wegmans and then come home, but something told me to go to target, so I do and I fill an application out, now before I left I was thinking alright Im gonna go there fill an application out, maybe in a week or two they'll call me for an interview, and maybe in another week they'll hire me, and im thinking I know they drug test now so by that time it will be out of my system. Um No, Im done with the application and come to find out their doing on the spot interviews. So Im like, breath Jolene, and I do the interview. The girl who was interviewing me seemed to really like me, so she sends the hiring manager in, while im alone, I'm praying "please lord I need a job, let me get this job", the Hiring manager comes in and he's like "I'm looking for someone willing to work overnight, the shift is from 10pm to 7am, can you do that?" and I'm like "yes" and he's like "the job pays, 7.75 an hour, is that okay?" and I'm like "yes" knowing I have the job, then he says "The place where we do the drug tests closes at 4pm, and I know your not going to make it there by then, so come here on sunday before 3pm and pick the drug paperwork up, and you can get it done on Monday. I'm going to offically offer the job on Sunday, but I can't hire you until you pass the drug test", so I leave go use the bathroom and go outside all happy, like yes I have a job and knowing that I have been offered jobs through interviews before, but I've never filled out an app, had an interview and got a job offer all in the same day, never, so im all happy. I get outside and then it hits me, damn I smoked this week, damn im gonna fail that drug test, so I call my mom, she knows I smoke.
I'm like "Mom I have good news and bad news, the Good news is, I have a job, The bad news is, their gonna drug test me and im not gonna pass" and she's like "why" and Im like "cause I smoked this week", she told me not to stress about it, and then I rememeberd that Stephanie told me like 2 months ago that she passed a drug test by drinking cranberry juice all day the day before, so my dumbass calls her and im like "when you passed that drug test, you drank cranberry juice the day before, right?" and she's like "I never was drug tested", um then why the fuck did you say you were, stupid bitch. So she's like "why?" and im like "I got a job but their gonna drug test me on Monday and I smoked this week" and she's like "your not gonna pass", so I was like "wtf thanks" and shes like "im just being honest", nah your just being a bitch, I need postive energy, dumbass whore, thats why her stupid ass don't know who gave her herpes, fucking 5 guys at the same time and shit, stupid bitch.
I got home and I told Josh and hes like damn, so i called my friend Jibreel and I asked him what to do, he told me to go to GNC. I talked to my friend Chelesa and she told me to drink water and cranberry juice, to flush it out. Im gonna think postive, do what I gotta do and pray I pass that test.