INTENSE CELL PHONE ACTION

[indelible_x]

i should be babysitting/writing, but instead I'm doing awkward surveys that are more entertaining than they have any right to be.

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[minhofirelight]

BWAHA. My nickname = epic.

I still don't understand why Twitter in your phone is porn... It made me feel really awkward when we went to see Iron Man 2 and I kept creeping over your shoulder while you were texting and seeing the name Porn XDDD

Hey why are you doing these stupid things and not replying? Huh? HUUUUUH??!?!?! -cries-

[indelible_x]

IT IS.
I put your name in like that when I got your number freshman year and I have yet to change it.

LOL, PORN IS MY BESTIE OKAY.
actually, I had one of my friends saved as Porn in my phone, and then I changed their name to Twitter for the lulz (and now I have missed calls from Twitter. IT'S BECAUSE I'M BUSY. LIKE, TRENDING TOPIC BUSY.) and so, then, twitter was renamed Porn. I haven't changed those, either.

um.... I'll make you chocolate milk? 8D DON'T HURT ME.

[minhofirelight]

It makes me feel like a dinosaur... :D

LOL epic story is epic. Twitter's Minho in my phone lolololol

... ... YOU NEED TO REPLY OR I'LL DIE. like srs bzns. And Heechul won't get any. AND I WILL KIDNAP HEEBUM. Yeah, I will. And I'll kidnap your weird cat too. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

[indelible_x]

OMG DINO DANIELLEZORZ! I want one. ;-;

...THAT'S SO RANDOM WHY. LOL.

I don't want you to die. And I can't deprive Heechul of sex (or Heebum) I don't care if you kidnap Kevin, he's annoying and claws open my bedroom door at 3AM, BUT THERE'S TOO MANY THINGS GOING AGAINST ME HERE.
i'll reply eventually.
LOL.

[minhofirelight]

I AM ONE! :D

Because it makes me happy to see Minho texting me. YOU USED TO BE MINHO BUT YOU NEVER TEXT ME. So I changed your name to Ex-Wifey.

Can I just like drop-kick your cat? He sounds really annoying. WE COULD PUT HIM IN A BOX AND SHIP HIM TO HEECHUL.

By eventually you'd better mean soon. D:

[indelible_x]

-adopts- YAYAYYAYAYAYAY

Ex-wifey? Oooh, harsh. THAT WOULD MAKE ME DEPRESSED TO SEE THAT IN MY INBOX. LOL. Imma spam you all the time now omfg.

yessss. you may. :D He is annoying. YES LET'S GIVE HIM TO HEECHUL.

I do mean soon. THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.

[minhofirelight]

I HAVE A HOME!!! :D

Do it. I dare you. It was Wifey until we got divorced. So you're Ex-Wifey.

HEECHUL WOULD LOVE HIM. He's gonna take over the world with cats. It's true, I've read a story about the future and he rules the earth.

AND BY SOON YOU'D BETTER MEAN LIKE THIS WEEKEND.

[indelible_x]

YES. YOU CAN LIVE IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS AND I'LL FEED YOU GRANOLA. :D

omfg, THIS DIVORCE WAS FOR THE BETTER. NOW I SEE WHY I LEFT YOU.

I believe that. I truly do. Kevin is actually kind of cool, when he's sleeping. And he's sleeping right now, half way on my arm and his face is squished up on the wall and it looks so uncomfortably adorable baaaaaawww.

I CAN'T THIS WEEKEND. I'm out of town for the majority of it. and by the time I get back Sunday, all my free time is dedicated to True Blood. I'll reply Monday. :D

[minhofirelight]

OMG SO HAPPY~!

I thought I divorced you.

Awww~ I actually love cats. BUT I'M ALLERGIC D;

Fine. Monday. But if you don't I'll be upset.

[indelible_x]

......WHAT. NO I DIVORCED YOU DON'T LIE TO ME.

didn't we get divorced like, three times? OR NOT. WHATEVER. I DIVORCE YOU AGAIN. RIGHT NOW. UNF.

i actually hate cats. LOL, i wish I was allergic. D:

um, okay, don't hate me,but I wont get a chance to respond today. LOL, i'll try, though. I'm still at my cousins place

[minhofirelight]

DON'T DIVORCE ME. I LOVE YOU. We should get remarried. <3

Noooo cats are adorable! My dad's girlfriend has cats that apparently don't affect him allergy-wise. THEY'RE MAGICAL~!

... ... Well if you don't reply today, reply tomorrow!! D:

[indelible_x]

NO. I JUST DIVORCED YOU. YOU CAN'T WIN BACK MY LOVE THAT EASILY.

omg noooo, they are not. The kittens are cute. when they're not around me LOL. OMFG MAGIC CATS. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

i'll reply EVENTUALLY