i should be babysitting/writing, but instead I'm doing awkward surveys that are more entertaining than they have any right to be.
Grab your phone and answer.
1. Do you have a camera phone? If so who's the 3rd picture of?
YEAH
Me and my sister with awkward hair.
2. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter m?
MADDIE'S DAD.
because I forgot his name.
3. Who's the last person you called? Why?
Brad Pitt.
because he lost his phone and was looking for it, so he asked me to call it.
true story.
4. Who was your last missed call from? Why didn't you pick up?
My mom.
I DON'T KNOW WHY LOL.
5. Who's the 5th person who comes up under C?
Collin.
Baawww, no interesting nickname for him. D:
I think I'll change his name to "douche"
6. Who's your speed dial number 2?
PORTLAND OREGON.
7. Who was your last received call from?
MY MOM.
8. What does your banner say?
SONG FOH MAH JULIETTEE UUNNH
I'm really interesting.
9. How many messages are currently in your inbox?
My phone says "2" but I think It's lying to me.
10. What is the background?
this.
11. Who's speed dial number 1?
My voicemail. pffff.
12. Who is the 5th message from in your inbox? What's it say?
From: YOU DIRTY.
"so ur wit ur honey an yur makin out wen the fone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doin wit my daughter?" u tel ur girl n she say "my dad is ded" . THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"
13. Who is the second person under S?
Sad Boy With a Mullet
LOL OOOMMFGGG LOL, I forgot I had his number.
14. How many bars of signal do you currently have?
I read that as "BEARS OF SIGNAL." and I got scared.
15. What service company do you use?
T-MOBILE. AND I NEVER HAVE SERVICE ANYWHERE.
16. Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox:
Porn, Bailee Shazam, Onew, Daniellezorz, A Taemin, Jonghyun, Pretty Kitty, Second Mommy, Ray Jordan, You Dirty, Ton-Ton, Twitter
My friends have the most interesting nicknames.
17. Who is the 5th person under J?
I only have four people under J.
But the fourth one is Jonghyun. AKA,
spacecadetluci 18. Who is the 24th person on your contact list?
Daniellzorz. AKA,
minhofirelight 19. What does the 16th text message say in your inbox?
From: Porn (which is the name for Twitter is my phone lololol)
_anastazie: Pepperonis
20. Who is the first person in your contacts?
A Taemin. LOOOOOOL
Oh Ashley. <3
21. Who is the last person in your contacts?
Zack.
22. What's The Last 4 digits of your mobile number?
0128
23. What did your last text say?
LOL NO I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT.
here's a random text from my friends dad that I have saved in my phone.
"I'm a pimp and pimps don't kill themselves."
i don't even know anymore.
24. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter H?
Harsh.
25. What phone have you got?
UM. I don't know.
26. Who's the 5th person who comes up under D?
I ONLY HAVE THREE. OMFG.
27. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?
Johnson's
Aka, my cousins.
28. How long have you had your phone?
since Christmas.
And it's suicidal, i swear