Of Master Story Tellers and Broken Air Conditioning: The infamous battle of Keydom vs. Bling-Bling

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Of Master Story Tellers and Broken Air Conditioning: The infamous battle of Keydom vs. Bling-Bling [1/2]
author: Bingi (indelible-x)
pairing: 2min, onkey, jongkey bickering. lots of brotherly love lololol
rating: pg-13
warnings: despite the rather epic title, this is actually really, really lame. one shot in two parts.  awkward story telling. lots of

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[minhofirelight]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. Omg going to read.

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BAAAAWWWW I HATE THE END. I was looking forward to this glorious story about the King/Queen Key and IT JUST ENDED. Part 2 bby. I need part 2.

OMG YOUR KEY IS AMAZING. He is the biggest diva EVER. and just goiswoipedhfkdha

JONGHYUN IS AN ASS. But that's why we love him.

JINKI IS JUST... ... Jinki. XD

TAEMIN. How can you want to cuddle when it's like a million and four degrees in the room? You crazy, adorable little child...

MINHO. MIIIIIINHO. <3 I love his storytelling skills. Because he's amazing. LIKE YOU. OMG I LOVE YOU.
Next part.

[indelible_x]

LOL.
it's hard to resist King/Queen Key.

I don't get it either, now they're ALL cuddling and they're going to die because it's just THAT hot. But they'll die cuddling, god damn it.

Minho is a champion at telling stories. He should join forensics. He could go to nationals with his ST pieces. (speaking of ST, LOL OMFG REMEMBER THOSE MIDDLE SCHOOL KIDS.)

I love you bby. <3 Part two will be available eventually. Maybe. lololol.

[minhofirelight]

XDDD They should just go cuddle in the freezer or something. That's what I'd do... lololol

OMG YES. I would re-join forensics if Minho was in it. He'd win first at every tournament because of his uuunnnnfffff-ness and he'd be like 'uuhh.. what about my piece?' IT ISN'T IMPORTANT. Just keep looking cute ;D

:DD It had better be... I need to know how this story ends!

[indelible_x]

freezer cuddling sounds like some sort of extreme sport. we should try it sometime.

....WAIT HOLD THE PHOOOONNNEEE. YOU'RE NOT DOING FORENSICS NEXT YEAR? OMFG OMFG WHEN WILL I GET TO SEE YOU? WHO WILL I BOND WITH AT TOURNAMENTS? WHO WILL I STEAL FOOD FROM? WHO WILL I GO TO DEBATE ROUNDS WITH, WRITE HALF A 2MIN FANFIC, AND THEN LEAVE HALF WAY THROUGH WITH? omg don't leave me. ;-;

[minhofirelight]

We should! My freezer is pretty good size... Next time we hang, we'll do it XDDD

Yeah I needed room in my schedule to take other classes. I'm soooooooorry~! Me and Meaghan (she's not doing it either) are gonna try and creep at tournaments though so you'll hopefully still see us!

[indelible_x]

WHAT.
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK NO.

noooooooo. T__________________________T
First Kayla is graduating, and now you guys are leaving, too?
I'M GOING TO CRY.

I see how it is, Ms. Speilvogaglagoalilililiololoililili. I guess I'll just hang out with me OWN team mates. HMPH.
-angry stomps-

[minhofirelight]

NOOOOOO DON"T STOMP AWAY! SOUTH'S FORENSICS TEAM ISN'T AS COOL AS OURS IS. No offense.

BUT I'M GOING TO CREEP AT THE TOURNAMENTS!!! I WILL GO AND WATCH YOU IN YOUR ROUNDS AND CHEER YOU ON WITH LARGE SIGNS THAT HAVE MEAN GIRLS QUOTES ON THEM.

[indelible_x]

LOL, I love my teeaaaam.
just that we never get food. and you guys do. LOL.

UGH, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
and i doubt I'll feel any better if I'm in like, a poetry round and you're in the back with a sign saying something like, 'BOO YOU WHORE.'

... actually, that'd be pretty hilarious. DO IT DO IT DO IT.

[minhofirelight]

Then maybe you should make them get food.

I WILL. I WILL DO IT AND THEN WE CAN CUDDLE WHEN YOU WIN FIRST OR SOME SHIT.
You should do Mean Girls as like a prose or something. XDDDDD

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LOL OMG BRB TEXTING CINSKI TO SEE IF SHE'LL LET ME.

[minhofirelight]

LOL I would laugh if she lets you!!