Update...right!
Ok, so we all know how badly I suck at updating this thing....so very sorry....I suck big time.....yadda, yadda, yadda.
Well, I'm officially house-sized. And I have a little over a month to go! Actually, I've only gained 26 pounds this time around, of which I'm very proud (& my doc seems to be too!) That's literally half what I gained with Z y'all....HALF!!! Everyone keeps telling me how good I look, everyone except people who DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW ME, that is. They all seem to FREAK OUT (complete with gaping mouth & gasps of disbelief) when I tell them how far along I am & think it's perfectly OK to tell a raging-hormonal pregnant stranger how ENORMOUS they think she is & that she HAS to have TWINS in there OH MY GOD!!!
As far as things around the house, I did talk to the hubby & things have gotten better. It's basically him stressing the hell out at work & bringing it all home with him. I get that He's been working 15 hour days, 7 days a week & he's exhausted. And the shit at the office is hitting the fan today. He's printed up the numbers & is letting loserboy know that this is his last chance to do what he needs to do & actually EARN the salary he makes or he'll need to fire someone (someone NOT one of the boys actually MAKING the company money!) & hire someone productive. It must be really nice to sit around & on your ass & play computer games all day & get a big fat check for it every 2 weeks, while your partner works himself literally sick to pay the bills & keep the business going. That fucker.
My bestest girlfriends of about 20 years (damn I'm old) threw a shower for me this past weekend & I got all kinds of awesome sheeit. I also got a bunch of crap I really didn't need, took it back & got TONS of schtuff I did need! It rocked so hard. I have rearranged Z's room & set up the crib in there so that's done. I set up the pack 'n' play (kind of a playpen if you will, for those of you NOT in the know) in my room next to my bed. Mine has a bassinet/changing table feature so he'll be right next to me at first. Don't know how long that'll last.
Anyway, got that done. Washed all the baby stuff, clothes, blankets & whatnot. Have a bag packed. Car seat ready. All I need is for this little spaz of a kid to come on out. Man is he squirmy. And he also seems to be very upset that he is crammed in such a tiny little space, as he continues to try to make more room, no matter who he's hurting & who's internal organs he's beating the shit out of in the process. The doc says he's also very BIG. Yay. Z was 8 lbs. 14.5 oz. I had him vaginally. It was no walk in the park. I pushed for damn near 3 hours. Doc also says he doesn't think I'll make it to my due date & if it gets closer to that time & he's still not here, he said he'd take him a week or so early, just to get him out a little smaller so I don't have to have a c-section...God, I really don't want to have a c-section! But I'd be his best friend & let him eat chocolate every day if he came early on his own. Fer real.
Umm....what else....I thought 'Serenity' was fabulous! Too bad the rest of the world wasn't savvy to it. But ya know what? WE'LL GET TO OWN THE EFFING THING ON DVD IN ABOUT A MONTH!!! How hard does THAT rock? Man, I'll be watching that thing every day. Thanks Joss. I'd totally have your babies if I weren't already knocked up...and you know, you weren't married &.....I weren't married....& you didn't live all the way across the country. And I don't think I'd like you working so much either. But then the world couldn't bask in your INSANE BRILLIANCE. Oh well, in another life maybe.
Ok, the boy is getting ready to wake up & I need some coffee & Cinnamon Life cereal STAT. Take good care... Kisses!