Introduction
My name is Eli Prentiss Shapiro.
I rule.
At the time of writing this, I am a 20 year old white, caucasian male enrolled at the University of California at Santa Cruz and am singular (without significant other). My ego is as gargantuan as my mind is infallible, but above all, I am a gentleman. I am a sexist, as well as shy when I see it necessary. I have only courage enough to do what needs be done, no more. I do not claim to be smart, though I may ring of charm. I can’t assert I’m an intelligent, but I’ll proudly boast of my conviviality. If my verbose manner is off-putting, I assure it’s simply for the introduction.
My name is Eli Prentiss Shapiro.
I rule.
I rule.
At the time of writing this, I am a 20 year old white, caucasian male enrolled at the University of California at Santa Cruz and am singular (without significant other). My ego is as gargantuan as my mind is infallible, but above all, I am a gentleman. I am a sexist, as well as shy when I see it necessary. I have only courage enough to do what needs be done, no more. I do not claim to be smart, though I may ring of charm. I can’t assert I’m an intelligent, but I’ll proudly boast of my conviviality. If my verbose manner is off-putting, I assure it’s simply for the introduction.
My name is Eli Prentiss Shapiro.
I rule.