Tomorrow I will be having an award ceremony, hence this conversation came into view.

Mom: You should wear a dress.
Me: No.
Mom: Why not?! You need to stop dressing like crap and dress more professional
Me: No.
Mom: Why the hell not! You'd rather look like shit, than dress up?!
Me: Yes.
Mom: Well whatever! I don't care about you! You're such a slut!
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