Title: En Route to Transylvania
Author: ???
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Character: Arthur/Eames
Genre: Humor
Word Count: approx. 5,000
Warnings: you might rupture your appendix from laughing so hard.
Summary: Prompt was: I just want vampire Arthur, oh please oh please oh please. with the author noting This prompt is irresistible! However... I don't think I can really explain why it turned into a medieval farming dramedy...
Recommender's Comments: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS FIC, YOU HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED LIFE. Seriously, literally the funniest thing I've read in this entire fandom thus far.
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