001. video/text and action for NEW BARK TOWN

[incantates]

[Man, have you ever had those days when you just explode in front of your friends and then you wake up in a bed with a woman telling you that you're gonna go on an adventure? And you just feel compelled to type about it?]
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[getshead]

[Oh, he recognizes these typing styles as distinctly troll. And Izaya enjoys trolls.]

Everything here is something of a "time blip," really.

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[incantates]

that d0esnt really help me
are y0u a native 0f this place

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[getshead]

Nobody you speak to via these methods will be considered a native.

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[incantates]

0h
that is fantastic
just what i needed t0 hear
0r uh
read rather

what d0 y0u kn0w 0f this place then

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[getshead]

I suppose you haven't read through your handbook, hm?

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[incantates]

having s0me0ne tell me w0uld be faster

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[getshead]

The amount of time contesting that could have already equaled you reading half the handbook!