Evolution of Dance in the Key of Zayn Malik
(The ~ will be omitted in this post for educational purposes.)
If there's one thing that disappointed me when I started to get on the 1D bandwagon, it was their tendency to not dance. Like how can you be a boyband and not dance? It's in the job description. And what hurt even more was that Zayn was the worst at dancing. Let's look at this X Factor bootcamp thing.
http://youtu.be/SfMvowarclQ embed disabled (Understandably, this shit is embarrassing, but holy crap he's adorable.)
But then he got a little better by the time they were on the Alan Carr for the first time. Skip to 13:25.
And even better the second time. Skip to 11:25.
But yesterday we were blessed with this behind the scenes of their time in the US. Yes, that is Wade Robson. Skip to 1:24.
You would think that's enough. Which it is actually because look how fluid and not awkward he is!
But then today.
A video was uploaded by one of his friends.
At first it elicited A LOT of secondhand embarrassment. But after that subsided--you know, here you go.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. HE'S JUST SMILING AND GYRATING AND THRUSTING AND HAVING A GRAND TIME LIKE IT'S NOTHING. BUT IT'S SOMETHING, ZAYN JAVADD MALIK. IT'S PAINFUL ON MY LIFE, OVARIES, AND (we're all mature here) MY VAGINA.
To summarize,
YOLO indeed.
(All gifs came from tumblr, all videos came from YouTube. You're welcome.)
If there's one thing that disappointed me when I started to get on the 1D bandwagon, it was their tendency to not dance. Like how can you be a boyband and not dance? It's in the job description. And what hurt even more was that Zayn was the worst at dancing. Let's look at this X Factor bootcamp thing.
http://youtu.be/SfMvowarclQ embed disabled (Understandably, this shit is embarrassing, but holy crap he's adorable.)
But then he got a little better by the time they were on the Alan Carr for the first time. Skip to 13:25.
Click to viewAnd even better the second time. Skip to 11:25.
But yesterday we were blessed with this behind the scenes of their time in the US. Yes, that is Wade Robson. Skip to 1:24.
You would think that's enough. Which it is actually because look how fluid and not awkward he is!
But then today.
A video was uploaded by one of his friends.
At first it elicited A LOT of secondhand embarrassment. But after that subsided--you know, here you go.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. HE'S JUST SMILING AND GYRATING AND THRUSTING AND HAVING A GRAND TIME LIKE IT'S NOTHING. BUT IT'S SOMETHING, ZAYN JAVADD MALIK. IT'S PAINFUL ON MY LIFE, OVARIES, AND (we're all mature here) MY VAGINA.
To summarize,
YOLO indeed.
(All gifs came from tumblr, all videos came from YouTube. You're welcome.)