You're the sucker.
Right now I want nothing more than to talk about the Womanizer video and watch it 20 more times per hour. I can't believe no one's posted about how amazing it is yet. IT IS AMAZING. I am a fan of the nude sauna scenes and the domestic, square-egg cooking, bed-bouncing-off-of, bed-making scenes. YOU GUYS. I have a new religion, and it is called Britney motherfucking Spears.
Unfortunately real life is calling. Ugh, why do I have to have goals?
Unfortunately real life is calling. Ugh, why do I have to have goals?