Movie meme, snagged from
shadow_diva:
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
1. "Oh God I'm engaged to a douglas fir."
2. "I am just a lowly floor wiper, but someday I may be promoted to asswiper."
3. "Please! I need your shoe to have a child!" Into the Woods
erikjavert246014. "Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy."
sunny_serenity5. "I have to go. He's taking a dump in a can!"
gnimaerd6. "You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!" Hocus Pocus
iheartnickcath7. "Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead."
8. "I'd rather be his whore than your wife."
erikjavert246019. "Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, and Jose; all my favorite men. You can have it any way you like it, as long as it's in a shot glass."
sarahsoph10. "You wanted advice? Well here it is... straight from me to you... keep your paws off my underwear."
erikjavert2460111. "My God, who is this man who hunts to kill? I can't escape from him, I never will!"
erikjavert2460112. "Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"
gakdragon" 13. "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"
sunny_serenity14. "Men have minds like moral flypaper. They will forgive a woman almost anything except the loss of her good name."
15. "It's us! Your bitches. Remember? Small fluffy things."