mares and her smitzogaters...

[imthegnome]

yeah so, as usual...me and mary have the most amazingly wonderful conversations.  so this was at the end of our conversation, when mary claimed she was gonna go to bed...then we got into a whole new subject:

marezdotes8:  allright, i'm goin to bed
 marezdotes8:  cya lata smitzogater!
 MUNKEE14:  later mares
 marezdotes8:  i wonder what a smitzogater would look like...
 marezdotes8:  shutupbrain
 MUNKEE14:  o mares
 marezdotes8:  o margs
 marezdotes8:  but i bet'd it have like a water bottle on it's nose
 MUNKEE14:  i think it might be kind of a rusty color
 marezdotes8:  probably
 marezdotes8:  and it'd squirt out seltzer water only
 MUNKEE14:  would it drink seltzer water?
 MUNKEE14:  or could it drink plain water...
 marezdotes8:  AND CONVERT IT!
 MUNKEE14:  omg that would be amazing
 MUNKEE14:  we should go hunting for one
 MUNKEE14:  we could probably make a lot of money with its seltzer water
 MUNKEE14:  it would be the best
 marezdotes8:  soo delicious
 marezdotes8:  and it'd probably make a noise like this "huuughckkkayyyygggg"
 MUNKEE14:  omg, and we could make a commercial..and in the commercial, we could probably make the sound, because we are like...expert animal sound makers
 marezdotes8:  DEFINTILY!
 marezdotes8:  we could keep them in your pond!
 marezdotes8:  and leave out little floaties in case it has babis!
 MUNKEE14:  ok, we're going hunting later.  its official
 MUNKEE14:  yes!!
 marezdotes8:  oh, most definitly
 MUNKEE14:  wow, this will be amazing
 marezdotes8:  wittle smitzobabies
 MUNKEE14:  we can name them!!
 MUNKEE14:  i call naming one of them george 
 marezdotes8:  hm...
 marezdotes8:  and one of them jewemy
 marezdotes8:  not like jew though
 marezdotes8:  like jeh-wemmy
 marezdotes8:  i mean, it could be jewish
 MUNKEE14:  like, jeremy with a baby voice
 marezdotes8:  yeaaa
 marezdotes8:  but said like an adult
 MUNKEE14:  yaaaaay
 MUNKEE14:  yeah
 marezdotes8:  ahoooray!
 MUNKEE14:  and also, i think one should be named matilda
 MUNKEE14:  because it sounds like a good name
 marezdotes8:  it really does
 marezdotes8:  i think we could pencil matilda in
 marezdotes8:  aaaasalllright, as much fun as this is, i am very tired
 MUNKEE14:  ok
 marezdotes8:  so i'll ttyl and we'll plan the hunt
 marezdotes8:  a peaceful hunt
 MUNKEE14:  yes!!
 marezdotes8:  no killing involved
 MUNKEE14:  obviously
 marezdotes8:  cept for maybe a few bugs we might step on
 marezdotes8:  they will be the casualties
 MUNKEE14:  well, nobody likes bugs anyway
 marezdotes8:  cept for maybe anteaters
 marezdotes8:  allright, goodnight margs!
 MUNKEE14:  night