ha ha ha sucked in lj! you got owned!!
omg she's not... no she couldn't be... BUT SHE IS
yes its a post! its a goddamn lj post that is likely to be left unfinished cause shoe should be here any moment and we are going out to get zombie and other amusing films and boose for our stay in and be bums with booze night. happy days!
so lets go back a few weeks, I met a boy an amazing boy named rob and I was like omfg LOVE.
So the week after this (maybe it was two I do not know) I met him at uni yay! We walked and talked alot and hung out at the uni and he showed me the entire campus and we had an amazing time wee! We talked about all sorts, I got 30stm badges and we had wedges and found KICK ASS art in the art gallery and went to the library and gigled and I got yelled at for being loud ^^ and I wore a dress! my new swanky dress that I shall don tomorow woot! And yeah it was amazing and then when I was on the ferry to go home (this was at like 7 and I got there like at 1 XD lotsa time together!) I met two new boys who want to catch up with me (and aparently date me X.x god too many men!). They are brilliant and are myspace whores *sighs*
So then I had a gathering... ! YES A GATHERING woohooo for this and so shoe and joe and rob came and we got SMASHED and skate boarded around the house and rob split shit on his shirt and had to wear my gyroscope one (yes I have mens shirts XD) which he looked so goddamn hot in (yes I will put photos up of him like maybe now heh he is sleeping ^^) and then he spilt shit on that so he wore my button ... fucking peice of shit computer *hello this is your computer FUCKING ITSELF OVER* *flails* anyway ahem... so yes he had to wear my button up white man shirt that he wanted to claim as his own because he loved it so much, I just reasoned that it meant that he would have to come over alot and take his shirt off ^^ ahh so good.
So we all got smashed and Shoe fell off the couch and like bruised her cheek and had to use frozen peas to fix it and then spilt them ALL OVER my bed and then spilt boose all over it as well, love that girl, so we are all laying in my room in the dark on the floor while shoe plays fucking amazing tool songs on my guitar and rob is like doing god knows what to my dog which is so fucking amusing and then my door fucks itself so we get locked in. omg drunken people climbing out of windows to escape SO FUNNY. anyway so we got out of the room and watched some of tank girl and some of requiem for a dream which totaly flipped us out and then we were like LETS GO FOR A WALK AT 2AM! so drunk off our heads still we stumble up to the school and rob and joe run off somewhere so shoe and I are laying like with our heads together but our feet poking in oposite directions watching the stars it was amazing, then we stumble up eventualy and wearing these broad brimmed bright blue hats that the school kids have to wear and had left behind, so we are stumbling around laughing in those, then we find a ripped in half dictionary and cover the entire school oval in pages from it... it was crazy. But wait theres more, after this we snuck down the road to the church *sighs* this is where my name of the goods goody two shoes goes out the window, I was drunk ok, very drunk and so with my red bandana on looking like an outlaw I sorta snuck into the church and rung the bell *chuckles* and then we all ran really fast laughing our asses off till we got home XD. Later that morning we watched almost famous, jesus awsum movie and I made pasta before shoe went home and rob and joe and I walked down to get the ferry and hung out at the shops, got iced cream and played on the swings ^^ it rocked the caz.
ooh and friday! i worked yay since chelsey at work quit omg she came in and was like "FUCK YOU" to my boss and then turned to my other quieter one when he walked into the kitchen to clean stuff and started swearing at him they were both soo upset by the end of it but yay I work 4 days a week now and 3 nights a week, ,go team! Anyway so friday shoe and I hung out, we went to see the hot fuzz again and rob ended up being in the movies with us! XD I was like no way! *falls over* anyway we got food and I got shoe her first legal vodka at a pub yay! and then we found the new water play park at southbank and decided hey we are fully clothed and its like night time but lets go swimming! so we ran around and laughed our arses off and it was soo much fun. There was this huge metal slim line pole thing that was bent and when you pressed this button shot water out of its tip it looked and acted like a penis we have video footage because it was just so wrong and funny.
Now tonight we were meant to be going out but joe bailed and kathy dissapeared so its just another shoe and blair night.
hmm what else,, ZOMG WE ORDERED MY 30stm HOODY LAST NIGHT I am getting it for christmas it was tickets to see the pixies,the pet shop boys, modest mouse and jarvis crocker or the hoody.. for some weird unknown reason I picked the hoody.. meh HOODY!! ^^ I am getting the white one because its like woah pretty and I am going to buy like all of the rest of the merch at the gig.
OOh and today I started working on my designs for 30stm shoes, they've come out really well ^^ I'll put some of the final productions up here later to get the final opinion on which ones to make, if anyone wants a pair I'll be making them at cost price for all of my lovely 30stm friends ^^
So what else is new...? want photos? I'll give you photos!! ^^ eww my toes are greasy cause I was cleaing the kitchen... rar omfg my dog ate my black lacy bra how much do I hate him right now?!
ooh and aparently my father is still alive he's just been too busy for what 5 FUCKING MONTHS to send me a sodding email, fucking arse hole, meh wonder if he'll get me something for easter... hope he gives me money... ooh that would rock cause I really reallly need it ^^ bahh wtf my computer needs to stop dying all of its drives keep on fucking up and it over heats too much... dirk come over here and fix it for me will you... shit when is his birthday? fark.
OMFG I FORGOT TO ANNOUNCE!!!
my dear friend Jess, only at the tender age of 17 is now a published manga artist working for none other than madman and tokyo pop HOW MUCH DOES SHE RULE!? I'll have to get her to give me a few scans to show you lot, her work is only in japanese at the moment and comes out next month japan so if you know anyone over there get them to grab you a few copies ^^
*sneezes* feh
thats art! and rob (no robs not the art)
this is rob... unconious
this is me... being stalkerish taking photos of passed out rob.. in my shirt....
SHOE AN THE PENIS.. PENIS!!!!!!!!... heh penis
... shoe ^^ SHOEEEEE
and yes that is a mars volta shirt that shoe is wearing WORSHIP HER RAR...
so yeah lookt photos and me wet in that bra that my fucking dog ate
so erm yeah.. over and out?