99 -- backdated to Christmas Day

[impure_tale]

My darlings, I've been entirely too quiet since my return from port, but I must admit that I've been completely run off my feet. So very much to do in so little time, but I enjoyed every moment of it and the company that I kept. This morning I did not expect to receive as much as I did, if anything at all. Allow me then to thank you each

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[captain_jtkirk]

Not really, no. And that's not an invitation to try me.

[impure_tale]

But I require a demonstration.

[captain_jtkirk]

I have no doubt that Pavi can show you.

[impure_tale]

He didn't buy the gift.

[captain_jtkirk]

Technically, neither did I.

[impure_tale]

Afraid?

[captain_jtkirk]

More like not interested.

[impure_tale]

You wound me, Captain.

[captain_jtkirk]

It's not news.