From ladyhadhafang ;D
RULES
1. Turn on iPod/MP3 Player/iTunes/whatever the hell music player you use.
2. Put it onto shuffle.
3. Answer the questions with the title/content of the songs that occur, whether it makes sense or not.
4. Have fun!
It is full of crack and snarky commentary for shizzle.
ENJOY!!!!
1. How does the world see me?
Father Christmas by The Kinks (So I'm a kindly old man who gives bitches toys? WTF *looks up lyrics* Ohhhh. Ok. So I'm either seen as naive...or a total cunt. Fun times.)
2. Will I have a happy life?
It Is Done by J Mascis (Hmm...I'ma go with this mean YES kinda like it means So Mote Be It)
3. What do people really think of me?
How To Fight Loneliness by Wilco (...So I'm like the Doctor? *seeing as this was on a Tenth Doctor Mix*)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Why, God, Why? by John Barrowman (I think this is a yes cause it's from Miss Saigon and about how Chris has fallen for Kim)
5. How can I make myself happy?
There's No Cure Like Travel from Anything Goes 2011 Revival (FUCK YES! Get my ass out and see the world! Exactly what I want to do. Thanks iTunes.)
6. What should I do with my life?
Sunshine Highway by Dropkick Murphys (Uhhh...I'm supposed to run amuck?)
7. Will I ever have children?
A Secretary is Not a Toy from How to Succeed in Business w/o Really Trying 2011 Revival (...I guess this means only if I'm never a Secretary. Or That I'm gonna be a career woman and no kids for me. Either way...weird. But I love this song so whatever.)
8. What is some good advice for me?
Imagine by John Lennon (Aww. Best advice ever.)
9. What do you think my current theme song is?
One of Us is Gonna Die Young by The Ark (...aka Carpe Diem???)
10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) by Nancy Sinatra (What. The. Fuck. I can't even...one kind of needs to have had a terrible break-up recently for this to apply)
11. What song will play at my funeral?
Notturno-Silent Nights by Antonio Breschi (Well it is very pretty and a little sad. But it's actually on one of my mixes to "lull you to sleep")
12. What is my day going to be like? (tomorrow):
Rod's Christmas (Avenue Q Cast) from Carols for a Cure Vol.5 (So there's going to be a lot of Gay puppets in my life tomorrow? Fuck, I'm staying in bed tomorrow.)
13. Why am I here?
Let's Walk from The Light in the Piazza (Ummm...this doesn't really make sense. At least not in the context for what this song is about.)
14. What will people remember me for?
Going Under by Evanescence (So I'm going to be remembered for losing my shit/not losing my shit? Evanescense is never good for these things.)
15.What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
The Dream of a Normal Death by Muray Gold (See! It's never fair when question like this get songs with no words!)
16. Are there people waiting outside to take me away?
With Plenty of Money and You by Tony Bennett with Count Basie and his Orchestra (So only hot men who are going to show me a good time are waiting to take me away? Or I'm going to pay the people to Not take me away. Either way GOOD TIMES)
17. What will this year be all about?
King of the Road by Dean Martin (Cruising down the highway...well if I could go back to when Dino first sang this I'd be all over it.)
18. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Higher Love by Steve Winwood (Ok, I need to hide my 80's music from iTunes better. But ironically it works.)
19. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie (Hmmm...maybe if it's like a Woman's Issues thing this could work. But I've always thought everyone was entitled to crying so not really a message I would say.)
20. Your message to the world is:
As Time Goes By by Jo Stafford with Paul Weston & his Orchestra (*Wibble* GO WATCH CASABLANCA BITCHES!!!!)
21. Your deepest secret is:
Transylvania Concubine by Rasputina (I'm a Fangbanger. I admit it. VAMPS ARE HOT! Esp. Eric Northman. Rwar.)
22. Your innermost desire is:
I'm Going Home from The Rocky Horror Show (Awwww. Poor Frank N. Furter. *huggles*)
23.Your oldest memory makes you think (of):
Evermore Without You from Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Woman in White (Ummm...can't say my oldest memory makes me anywhere near as depressed as this song does. So that would be a Nope.)
24. Somewhere in your wedding vows you'll include:
Some Day My Prince Will Come (Disney Jazz) by Dave Brubeck (That actually works quite well. Even though I believe Prince Charming already ran off with Mr. Right. But I think every bride sees her hubby as her Prince.)
25. When you wake up in the morning you mutter:
Down Argentina Way by Marjorie Kingsley with Harry Roy and his Band (...I got nothing. But it's a cheeky upbeat salsa-y songs, so I wouldn't mind waking up to it.)
26. Right now, your feelings are:
I'm a Rover by The Dubliners (So, I feel like a traveling rogue? Well alright then.
27. They day you fall in love will be the day that:
Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman (Un Regalo Que Te Dio La Vida) by Il Divo (Ummm...So I'm going to fall in love with a Spanish Woman...well maybe if she's really HOT. *shrugs* It's on a mix for The Tudors. What do you want?)
28. You scream during sex:
Chop 'Em Down by Matisyahu (...iTunes you are DIRTY. DIRTY TECHNOLOGY!)
29. You believe in:
Take A Bow (Glee Cast Version) by Lea Michele (So I believe in giving bitches who cheat on me what they deserve? Well duh, but no one's cheated on me, so I'm not sure how this is relevant.)
30. Your favourite thing in the world is:
Memories by Within Temptation (Well I suppose that's true in a sense. But this isn't really a happy song. So I'm not thrilled.)
31. You would name your child:
The Creation of Man from The Scarlet Pimpernel (...Well maybe if I were on CRACK, I'd name my child that. Even the Scarlet Pimpernel as a name is better than this.)
32. Chocolate is...
When it Rains by Paramore (True Fax. Chocolate is for making the sad better.)
33. Make _______, not war.
Trashing the Camp from Disney's Tarzan. (I'm going to take this as making music and fun wherever you go so YAY!)
34. James will tell you:
Slut by Velvet Acid Christ (If I knew who James was I'd be offended. I am most certainly NOT a slut.)
35. You will tell James:
A Little Fall of Rain from Les Miz 2001 (O.o so this "James" thinks I'm a slut and I just want to die in his arms??? Wiskey. Tango. FOXTROT ITUNES!!! )
36. You'll know the apocalypse is coming when:
Victory Does Not Make Us Conquerors from Game of Thrones soundtrack (Well then...that's cryptic.)
37. A biography of you would be titled:
Don't Let Christmas Pass You By (Kiss Me Kate Cast) from Carols for a Cure Vol. 3 (Hmm, at least it's upbeat. And I am like a total Christmas whore. I love the whole season to death and beyond. *shrugs*)
38. The sword is mightier than...
Pink Dinosaur by DDR (...and this is where my cracktastic tastes bite me in the ass. This makes NO sense.)
39. The questions should stop because:
Friends Forever by Vitamin C (*wibble* This song always make me a little sad inside.)
40. You would call a CD of this mix:
O Come All Ye Faithful (Cast of Young Frankenstein) from Carols for a Cure Vol. 9 (I need less Christmas music. Or more normal music to balance out the mix.)
41. Someone loves you because...
I'm Flying from Peter Pan 1960 (Awww...I make some feel like they're flying. *grin*)
42. You love someone because...
When the Lights Go on Again by Vera Lynn (I really do love my 40's music. But I don't think I "love" anyone away at war right now, so I dunno if it fits.)
43. Does your internet like you?
She's Out of My Life by Josh Groban (Well, gee thanks for making the intarwebs leave Josh. *pouts*)
44. Edit or Delete?
Take Off Your Shirt by Bibio (????)
45. Your favourite book is:
Kelly, The Boy from Killan by The Dubliners (Well, I go love my Irish Heritage...and apparently this song is broken cause it only played for 25 seconds of it's almost 3 minutes)
46. Will your husband/wife stay with you?
Sigh No More by Mumford and Sons (Uhhhh....I'ma take that as a Yes? Or at least if they don't I'll get over it.)
47. Your farewell message to the readers:
Runnin' Wild by Glenn Miller (FUCK YEAH! GET RIDICULOUS!)
48. Is this the last question?
Ave Maria Guarani from The Mission soundtrack (I'll take that as a yes since Ave Maria was the last song on Fantasia)
1. Turn on iPod/MP3 Player/iTunes/whatever the hell music player you use.
2. Put it onto shuffle.
3. Answer the questions with the title/content of the songs that occur, whether it makes sense or not.
4. Have fun!
It is full of crack and snarky commentary for shizzle.
ENJOY!!!!
1. How does the world see me?
Father Christmas by The Kinks (So I'm a kindly old man who gives bitches toys? WTF *looks up lyrics* Ohhhh. Ok. So I'm either seen as naive...or a total cunt. Fun times.)
2. Will I have a happy life?
It Is Done by J Mascis (Hmm...I'ma go with this mean YES kinda like it means So Mote Be It)
3. What do people really think of me?
How To Fight Loneliness by Wilco (...So I'm like the Doctor? *seeing as this was on a Tenth Doctor Mix*)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Why, God, Why? by John Barrowman (I think this is a yes cause it's from Miss Saigon and about how Chris has fallen for Kim)
5. How can I make myself happy?
There's No Cure Like Travel from Anything Goes 2011 Revival (FUCK YES! Get my ass out and see the world! Exactly what I want to do. Thanks iTunes.)
6. What should I do with my life?
Sunshine Highway by Dropkick Murphys (Uhhh...I'm supposed to run amuck?)
7. Will I ever have children?
A Secretary is Not a Toy from How to Succeed in Business w/o Really Trying 2011 Revival (...I guess this means only if I'm never a Secretary. Or That I'm gonna be a career woman and no kids for me. Either way...weird. But I love this song so whatever.)
8. What is some good advice for me?
Imagine by John Lennon (Aww. Best advice ever.)
9. What do you think my current theme song is?
One of Us is Gonna Die Young by The Ark (...aka Carpe Diem???)
10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) by Nancy Sinatra (What. The. Fuck. I can't even...one kind of needs to have had a terrible break-up recently for this to apply)
11. What song will play at my funeral?
Notturno-Silent Nights by Antonio Breschi (Well it is very pretty and a little sad. But it's actually on one of my mixes to "lull you to sleep")
12. What is my day going to be like? (tomorrow):
Rod's Christmas (Avenue Q Cast) from Carols for a Cure Vol.5 (So there's going to be a lot of Gay puppets in my life tomorrow? Fuck, I'm staying in bed tomorrow.)
13. Why am I here?
Let's Walk from The Light in the Piazza (Ummm...this doesn't really make sense. At least not in the context for what this song is about.)
14. What will people remember me for?
Going Under by Evanescence (So I'm going to be remembered for losing my shit/not losing my shit? Evanescense is never good for these things.)
15.What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
The Dream of a Normal Death by Muray Gold (See! It's never fair when question like this get songs with no words!)
16. Are there people waiting outside to take me away?
With Plenty of Money and You by Tony Bennett with Count Basie and his Orchestra (So only hot men who are going to show me a good time are waiting to take me away? Or I'm going to pay the people to Not take me away. Either way GOOD TIMES)
17. What will this year be all about?
King of the Road by Dean Martin (Cruising down the highway...well if I could go back to when Dino first sang this I'd be all over it.)
18. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Higher Love by Steve Winwood (Ok, I need to hide my 80's music from iTunes better. But ironically it works.)
19. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie (Hmmm...maybe if it's like a Woman's Issues thing this could work. But I've always thought everyone was entitled to crying so not really a message I would say.)
20. Your message to the world is:
As Time Goes By by Jo Stafford with Paul Weston & his Orchestra (*Wibble* GO WATCH CASABLANCA BITCHES!!!!)
21. Your deepest secret is:
Transylvania Concubine by Rasputina (I'm a Fangbanger. I admit it. VAMPS ARE HOT! Esp. Eric Northman. Rwar.)
22. Your innermost desire is:
I'm Going Home from The Rocky Horror Show (Awwww. Poor Frank N. Furter. *huggles*)
23.Your oldest memory makes you think (of):
Evermore Without You from Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Woman in White (Ummm...can't say my oldest memory makes me anywhere near as depressed as this song does. So that would be a Nope.)
24. Somewhere in your wedding vows you'll include:
Some Day My Prince Will Come (Disney Jazz) by Dave Brubeck (That actually works quite well. Even though I believe Prince Charming already ran off with Mr. Right. But I think every bride sees her hubby as her Prince.)
25. When you wake up in the morning you mutter:
Down Argentina Way by Marjorie Kingsley with Harry Roy and his Band (...I got nothing. But it's a cheeky upbeat salsa-y songs, so I wouldn't mind waking up to it.)
26. Right now, your feelings are:
I'm a Rover by The Dubliners (So, I feel like a traveling rogue? Well alright then.
27. They day you fall in love will be the day that:
Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman (Un Regalo Que Te Dio La Vida) by Il Divo (Ummm...So I'm going to fall in love with a Spanish Woman...well maybe if she's really HOT. *shrugs* It's on a mix for The Tudors. What do you want?)
28. You scream during sex:
Chop 'Em Down by Matisyahu (...iTunes you are DIRTY. DIRTY TECHNOLOGY!)
29. You believe in:
Take A Bow (Glee Cast Version) by Lea Michele (So I believe in giving bitches who cheat on me what they deserve? Well duh, but no one's cheated on me, so I'm not sure how this is relevant.)
30. Your favourite thing in the world is:
Memories by Within Temptation (Well I suppose that's true in a sense. But this isn't really a happy song. So I'm not thrilled.)
31. You would name your child:
The Creation of Man from The Scarlet Pimpernel (...Well maybe if I were on CRACK, I'd name my child that. Even the Scarlet Pimpernel as a name is better than this.)
32. Chocolate is...
When it Rains by Paramore (True Fax. Chocolate is for making the sad better.)
33. Make _______, not war.
Trashing the Camp from Disney's Tarzan. (I'm going to take this as making music and fun wherever you go so YAY!)
34. James will tell you:
Slut by Velvet Acid Christ (If I knew who James was I'd be offended. I am most certainly NOT a slut.)
35. You will tell James:
A Little Fall of Rain from Les Miz 2001 (O.o so this "James" thinks I'm a slut and I just want to die in his arms??? Wiskey. Tango. FOXTROT ITUNES!!! )
36. You'll know the apocalypse is coming when:
Victory Does Not Make Us Conquerors from Game of Thrones soundtrack (Well then...that's cryptic.)
37. A biography of you would be titled:
Don't Let Christmas Pass You By (Kiss Me Kate Cast) from Carols for a Cure Vol. 3 (Hmm, at least it's upbeat. And I am like a total Christmas whore. I love the whole season to death and beyond. *shrugs*)
38. The sword is mightier than...
Pink Dinosaur by DDR (...and this is where my cracktastic tastes bite me in the ass. This makes NO sense.)
39. The questions should stop because:
Friends Forever by Vitamin C (*wibble* This song always make me a little sad inside.)
40. You would call a CD of this mix:
O Come All Ye Faithful (Cast of Young Frankenstein) from Carols for a Cure Vol. 9 (I need less Christmas music. Or more normal music to balance out the mix.)
41. Someone loves you because...
I'm Flying from Peter Pan 1960 (Awww...I make some feel like they're flying. *grin*)
42. You love someone because...
When the Lights Go on Again by Vera Lynn (I really do love my 40's music. But I don't think I "love" anyone away at war right now, so I dunno if it fits.)
43. Does your internet like you?
She's Out of My Life by Josh Groban (Well, gee thanks for making the intarwebs leave Josh. *pouts*)
44. Edit or Delete?
Take Off Your Shirt by Bibio (????)
45. Your favourite book is:
Kelly, The Boy from Killan by The Dubliners (Well, I go love my Irish Heritage...and apparently this song is broken cause it only played for 25 seconds of it's almost 3 minutes)
46. Will your husband/wife stay with you?
Sigh No More by Mumford and Sons (Uhhhh....I'ma take that as a Yes? Or at least if they don't I'll get over it.)
47. Your farewell message to the readers:
Runnin' Wild by Glenn Miller (FUCK YEAH! GET RIDICULOUS!)
48. Is this the last question?
Ave Maria Guarani from The Mission soundtrack (I'll take that as a yes since Ave Maria was the last song on Fantasia)