True Blood...is not respecting it's Fandom.
*Firstly Up Yours El Jay for having a jacked up website and making my re-type this*
Secondly, as you might be aware I'm a big fan of True Blood and the books the show is based on. And this current season is supposed to be based on my favorite book of the series. So needless to say that I was very excited for tonight's season premiere; only what actually happened well...
What. The. Fuck. Seriously what the God damn FUCKING HELL was that shit???? None and I mean absolutely NONE of that shit that went down in the season premiere happens in Dead to the World. NONE. I mean seriously, lets make a list:
1. Fucking fairies are NOT EVIL BASTARDS THAT LOOK LIKE TROLLS!!!! I mean yeah they're not fond of humans, but they're not like running around kidnapping them and bringing them to Fairy World!
2. Which means Sookie never disappeared and was never gone A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR!
3. Also her REAL Grandad...was a FUCKING FAIRY.
4. Which also means Eric NEVER BOUGHT HER FUCKING HOUSE!!
5. Also umm, THE FUCKING HELL IS BILL DOING BEING KING OF LOUISIANA???? Sophie Anne doesn't even lose her Kingdom for another FOUR books let alone to a tool like Bill.
6. I mean really...BILL IS FUCKING KING??? WHAT IS THIS SHIT???? Someone better explain that one and explain fucking good because Sophie Anne would not only not travel anywhere without one of her body guards but she's supposed to have a good THOUSAND years on Bill. She'd be so much stronger than him, there'd be no way he'd beat her in a fight.
6. And for that matter WHY IN THE HELL DID THE PIVIOT PLOT DEVICE OF BOOK FOUR NOT EVEN HAPPEN IN THE OPENING EPISODE?????
7. As well all these minor characters getting all this face time. Needs to stop.
The whole thing is just one great big giant clusterfuck of WRONG!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I'm sorry but like seriously I will cut a bitch and stop fucking watching if Alan Ball has screwed up this season. I love Book Four WAY to much for it to be mutilated like this.
Otherwise I had a really REALLY great weekend though and will hopefully be able to re-cap for you asap!
Secondly, as you might be aware I'm a big fan of True Blood and the books the show is based on. And this current season is supposed to be based on my favorite book of the series. So needless to say that I was very excited for tonight's season premiere; only what actually happened well...
What. The. Fuck. Seriously what the God damn FUCKING HELL was that shit???? None and I mean absolutely NONE of that shit that went down in the season premiere happens in Dead to the World. NONE. I mean seriously, lets make a list:
1. Fucking fairies are NOT EVIL BASTARDS THAT LOOK LIKE TROLLS!!!! I mean yeah they're not fond of humans, but they're not like running around kidnapping them and bringing them to Fairy World!
2. Which means Sookie never disappeared and was never gone A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR!
3. Also her REAL Grandad...was a FUCKING FAIRY.
4. Which also means Eric NEVER BOUGHT HER FUCKING HOUSE!!
5. Also umm, THE FUCKING HELL IS BILL DOING BEING KING OF LOUISIANA???? Sophie Anne doesn't even lose her Kingdom for another FOUR books let alone to a tool like Bill.
6. I mean really...BILL IS FUCKING KING??? WHAT IS THIS SHIT???? Someone better explain that one and explain fucking good because Sophie Anne would not only not travel anywhere without one of her body guards but she's supposed to have a good THOUSAND years on Bill. She'd be so much stronger than him, there'd be no way he'd beat her in a fight.
6. And for that matter WHY IN THE HELL DID THE PIVIOT PLOT DEVICE OF BOOK FOUR NOT EVEN HAPPEN IN THE OPENING EPISODE?????
7. As well all these minor characters getting all this face time. Needs to stop.
The whole thing is just one great big giant clusterfuck of WRONG!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I'm sorry but like seriously I will cut a bitch and stop fucking watching if Alan Ball has screwed up this season. I love Book Four WAY to much for it to be mutilated like this.
Otherwise I had a really REALLY great weekend though and will hopefully be able to re-cap for you asap!