Now Normally...

Dec 17, 2010 00:48

...I'm a big fan of snow. It's fluffy, it's white, it got me out of school growing up on many occassions. It makes for some fun sports and it great for throwing at people.

However currently snow and especially the snow storm over town right now, can just up and die in a raging inferno. Because I am frakking FREEZING!!!

Because the thrice blasted snow and wind are keeping the Jedi Doors at work from closing all the way...so there's this oh so NOT wonderful  draft worthy of the Snowmiser blowing in and coming straight into the back room, where I hang out all night.
I am legitimatley poised to start burning the furniture back here just so that I don't feel like I'm standing out IN the storm.

Snow I'm sorry, I love you so very much but right now, please go fuck off and die so I can be warm.

In other news am feeling a bit down because Mr. Sexy Ballroom Man just keeps cropping up more traits and qualities that I love about him...and I am sad that there is only one of him, because he really is more and more showing himself to be the kind of man that I could be happy with for well basically forever. And I will never try to steal him away from his girlfriend, because God love her, she is one of the most decent people I've ever met and I can't do that to someone who is genuinely a good person. (A total trampy ass bitch on teh other hand, I would so cat fight her for Mr. Sexy Ballroom Man) Well and I've never been a very good thief anyways, even when it doesn't come to men.
It's not even so much that I want him per say (I mean DUH! on some level yes, he is Mr. Sexy Ballroom Man after all) but more someone who shares similar qualities. Someone who makes me laugh, who laughs at himself, who's kind and obvs. can dance, and omg today he was playing with one of hte other instructors kids and it was the most endearing things ever. He's going to be a great dad...and I want that...God I need to shut up. I really freaking hate you Walt Disney Co. for making me believe in romantic shit. Happily Ever After is a God Damn Lie. Lately it just feels like anyone worth my time is already taken...and the ones that are available don't tickle the "Why HELLOOOOO there!" button in me. And call me shallow, but there's no point in striking up a relationship with someone you're not eh least bit attracted to.

Meh, I'm going to go finish watching "White Christmas" and wish the Tardis was real so the Doctor could drop me off in 1939 and I could never ever leave.

rant, 2010, sad panda day

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