This Will Not Be Pretty
Hell-hated, useless, thrice blasted progeny of a villainous knave, waste of space chair!!!!
FUCKING RECLINE LIKE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO!!!! I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU FAIL AT EXISTING!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!
Were it not for the fact that you do not belong to me I would have chucked you in a giant bond fire by now!
I HATE YOU AND CURESE THE DAY YOU WERE MADE AND ALL OTHERS OF YOUR KIND FOR YOU ARE ALL SURELY A PLAGUE UPON THE EARTH!!!!
So kindly piss off and die in a fire useless chair from hell...while I go and try to find somewhere comfortable to sit for the rest of the night.
FUCKING RECLINE LIKE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO!!!! I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU FAIL AT EXISTING!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!
Were it not for the fact that you do not belong to me I would have chucked you in a giant bond fire by now!
I HATE YOU AND CURESE THE DAY YOU WERE MADE AND ALL OTHERS OF YOUR KIND FOR YOU ARE ALL SURELY A PLAGUE UPON THE EARTH!!!!
So kindly piss off and die in a fire useless chair from hell...while I go and try to find somewhere comfortable to sit for the rest of the night.