Conservative nutball update, again

[imperator_mei]

The conservative nutball vote goes to:

• Sarah Palin
• Michele Bachmann
• Ron Paul
• Rick Santorum
• Rick Perry
• Hermann Cain
• Newt Gingrich
• Ron Paul, again
• Newt Gingrich, again
• Rick Santorum, again

Last installment, I recommitted to Newt being the foil until the nomination. I have to say, I'm surprised that Santorum has emerged as an option. I mean sure, he's really wholesome and an unswerving Conservative. But he's also a total dick: President Obama recently encouraged all Americans to aspire to a college education, and Senator Santorum decided this was grounds for an attack. His claim? Obama is a "snob" for thinking that people should want to go to college. "I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because of their indoctrination mills, absolutely […] The indoctrination that is going on at the university level is a harm to our country." What a dick.

Anyway. Still gonna be Romney.