I always get a kick out of men who basically strip in a bar to show each other their tattoos. Apparently no better symbol of masculinity exists than removing one's shirt in a public forum in order to show another man a flabby body/a high tolerance for pain. Of course, what wall-pissing competition would be complete without a skanky woman showing ( Read more... )

Tonight I am celebrating my new hire.  I had Subway, I will soon have a beer, and I am watching movies.  My brother and SIL don't really want to celebrate with me, so I am just going to hang out by myself.  I'm sure I should be upset about my single person celebration, but I really don't care.  I am going to drink, watch movies, and drink some more