Grandma Got Run Over By A Broomstick

Grandma got ran over by a broomstick
Walking home from our house Halloween.
Now you can say there's no such thing as witch's.
But as for me and grandpa, we believe.

She'd consumed too many spirits.
And we begged her not to go.
But she'd forgot her Belladonna,
So she sacheted out the door, we didn't know.

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Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who ( Read more... )

the car domination