wha buh gibbit?

Oct 01, 2005 03:38

OK.
So how many times can a girl be shot down?

Obviously it all comes down to this: I'm just not as hot as I seem to think I am.

So first we're at the Robin (well not first, but I'm starting there anyway) and I see friend of Bert - Bert being the guy I made out with in the star wars line.
We talk. He tells him friends that I'm the girl who made of with Bert etc..
I say, so what happened to Bert?
What happened to Bert? Nothing. You wer just a liiiittle forward.
A) I hate it when people say the word little like that.
B) Fuck you.
C) Fuck Bert.

But latee it was proved to me that I probably am a liiiiittle forward when Scott and I walked to my house from Pita Pit and I passively tried to gte him to make out with me. I think I may have even said the words "lip ring taste test" just to give you an idea of how amazingly smooth that was.
I'm sure I'll write the whole story when I'm not amazingly exausted. Suffice it to say: it was trippy, he asked a lot of suggestive theoretical questions, and he was reeeealllly drunk, AND even a 36 year old junkie can seduce Scott.... but not I.

Heh. G'night.
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