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owingnobody April 21 2009, 19:33:40 UTC
...There's a lot going on in this journal. Hamsters, diet chocolate, swimming pools... it sounds like you know that swimming in things that talk to you is weird... from experience.

But I just want to get this straight. You're going to set up a weather bubble that makes it feel like summer so that you can have a pool party in April. In Canada. And you have to make it bigger so that people, not hamsters, fit inside it.

Did I get everything?

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imnurgeenz April 21 2009, 19:56:11 UTC
Almost correct! The weather bubble is already in place and extends around my house and backyard and about... four stories high? So it's definitely big enough for people already. :) The hamster thing... well I... like... cute things.

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owingnobody April 22 2009, 03:04:43 UTC
Okay. But you still didn't really answer the 'swimming in things that talk to you' bit, did you? It's kind of... mysterious.

And it's four stories high? Where? Which direction? I haven't seen anything like that around here!

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imnurgeenz April 22 2009, 03:52:51 UTC
Perhaps if you had formed the question in the form of a question, I might have been able to answer it. As it is, well... yes, I know that swimming in things that talk to you is very weird which is why I try not to make my pools sentient. Or the water. Or even the waternoodles (though making them move on their own makes for very fun pool games.)

Perhaps a better way to answering your not-so-much-a-question question would be to introduce myself.

My name is Jane Davenport and I am a not-so-mad Mad Scientist. *g* I also seem to be stuck on hyphens. Sorry about that.

So who are you, person who owes nobody? (Ah, the hyphens wanted to come back but I showed restraint. ... I need a Praising Machine)

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owingnobody April 22 2009, 04:04:38 UTC
I'm Nobody Owens. And I've heard about you! Someone mentioned that there was a Mad-- though you just said you're not really mad, didn't you. Though... the idea of sentient waternoodles is, I must say, a little on the Alice's Hatter side of things.

People call me Bod. It is nice to meet you!

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imnurgeenz April 22 2009, 04:16:06 UTC
Nobody is the second coolest name I've ever heard.

And while I should be shocked or impressed / flattered that you've heard of me, as a "mad" scientist I should also be worried. And it could be a case of mistaken identity. There is another mad scientist in town. I just happen to be the cute one. ;)

You know, I have a machine that gives people the hat that they need. At least, I think it gives people the hat they need. Or it is a hat that tells people where they need to go. ... shoot, now I can't remember.

Nice to meet you too, Bod!

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owingnobody April 22 2009, 04:34:15 UTC
Dare I ask what the first coolest name you've ever heard was?

I'm sure it was the other guy. As a matter of fact, should anyone ask me, I would be quite willing to attest to the fact.

Does anybody still wear a hat? I suppose it would depend on what kind of hat it was, wouldn't it.

...why do I feel like I'm going mad?

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