At the Store

[immortal_smoke]

[At the local hardware store, Mokou approaches the smiling drone at the checkout counter.

Well, if it isn't Mrs. Adachi! What can I do for you?

[She easily hefts the largest, most high-powered chainsaw in the store, dropping it on the counter.]

I'd like to buy this.

Now, why would you need somethin' like that, miss? A girl as nice as you

Comments

[arturia_pen]

[Saber happens to be walking by, and takes note of the large machine...however she doesn't know what it is...but assumes it's a weapon right off.]

If I may ask, why are you carrying such a large weapon, miss?

[Suspicious!]

[immortal_smoke]

It's not a weapon; it's a gardening tool.

[arturia_pen]

[Saber leans in to look at it, forgetting her manners being so fascinated by such a huge gardening tool.]

A...gardening tool? What on earth would this be for?

[immortal_smoke]

Suppose, hypothetically, a tree were to fall into your garden. Wouldn't it be easier to remove it if it could be broken into smaller pieces?

[arturia_pen]

...I thought that was what an axe was for?

[immortal_smoke]

This is easier.