At the Store
[At the local hardware store, Mokou approaches the smiling drone at the checkout counter.
Well, if it isn't Mrs. Adachi! What can I do for you?
[She easily hefts the largest, most high-powered chainsaw in the store, dropping it on the counter.]
I'd like to buy this.
Now, why would you need somethin' like that, miss? A girl as nice as you shouldn't have any use for such a nasty piece of work!
...it's for gardening.
If you want to do some gardening, why don'tcha look at one of them hedge clippers instead?
A tree fell in my yard. I need to break it down before I can move it.
If you've got problems with somethin' like that, you can just ask one of your kindly neighbors to help you with it! No need to do all that heavy lifting yourself!
*sigh*
It's for my husband.
Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? Let me ring that up for you!
[Muttering under her breath about the ridiculous double standard, Mokou slings the chainsaw over one shoulder and heads for the door.]
[Courier text = dronespeak. Feel free to run into Mokou lugging a high-powered chainsaw home from her shopping trip. Unless you're Eientei, since I want to keep this a surprise...
Mods, let me know if I did any unacceptable godmoding above.]
Well, if it isn't Mrs. Adachi! What can I do for you?
[She easily hefts the largest, most high-powered chainsaw in the store, dropping it on the counter.]
I'd like to buy this.
Now, why would you need somethin' like that, miss? A girl as nice as you shouldn't have any use for such a nasty piece of work!
...it's for gardening.
If you want to do some gardening, why don'tcha look at one of them hedge clippers instead?
A tree fell in my yard. I need to break it down before I can move it.
If you've got problems with somethin' like that, you can just ask one of your kindly neighbors to help you with it! No need to do all that heavy lifting yourself!
*sigh*
It's for my husband.
Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? Let me ring that up for you!
[Muttering under her breath about the ridiculous double standard, Mokou slings the chainsaw over one shoulder and heads for the door.]
[Courier text = dronespeak. Feel free to run into Mokou lugging a high-powered chainsaw home from her shopping trip. Unless you're Eientei, since I want to keep this a surprise...
Mods, let me know if I did any unacceptable godmoding above.]