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Eight-year-old: I believe the fanny dance is in order here.
Amused passerby: Awww, what is the fanny dance?
Eight-year-old: Wouldn't you like to know.
- overheardeverywhere.com
Guy on cell: Um, I think I just saw Tony Danza ride past me on roller blades.
Tony Danza: Yeah, ya did!
- overheardinnyc.com
"In the gift shop, Sam lingers over hardback coffee table books, plastic models of dinosaurs. While Dean watches, Sam picks up two of the dinosaurs and starts making them fight with each other, plastic scraping against the surface of the display table. It's both incredibly retarded and the most heartbreaking thing Dean's ever seen."
"More simply said, most of us have a tough time imagining a tomorrow that's terribly different from today, and we find it particularly difficult to imagine that we will ever think, want, or feel differently than we do now. Teenagers get tattoos because they are confident that DEATH ROCKS will always be an appealing motto, new mothers abandon promising law careers because they are confident that being at home with their children will always be a rewarding job, and smokers who have just finished a cigarette are confident for at least five minutes that they can easily quit and that their resolve will not diminish with the nicotine in their bloodstreams." - Daniel Gilbert, Stumbling on Happiness
Friend: So, what did you do last night, Amy?
Woman: Well, I kicked my husband off the bed so I could sleep with my daughter and Fluffy. Men are so overrated.
- overheardinnyc.com
"With so many divas out there, I've got a newsflash: If you are not overweight and don't sing in an operatic voice, you're not a diva, you're just a bitch." - Bill Maher
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute, The Office US
"Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life.The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives.Some of the most interesting 40 years old I know still don't know." - The Big Kahuna
"I'm not a control freak. I'm a control enthusiast." - Joss Whedon
"Please don't confront me with my failures, I had not forgotten them." - These Days, Nico
"People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that distinguish me from a doormat." - Rebecca West
"Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much." - Haorld and Maude
"Never run after a bus or a man. There will always be another one." - Old Irish Expression
Amused passerby: Awww, what is the fanny dance?
Eight-year-old: Wouldn't you like to know.
- overheardeverywhere.com
Guy on cell: Um, I think I just saw Tony Danza ride past me on roller blades.
Tony Danza: Yeah, ya did!
- overheardinnyc.com
"In the gift shop, Sam lingers over hardback coffee table books, plastic models of dinosaurs. While Dean watches, Sam picks up two of the dinosaurs and starts making them fight with each other, plastic scraping against the surface of the display table. It's both incredibly retarded and the most heartbreaking thing Dean's ever seen."
"More simply said, most of us have a tough time imagining a tomorrow that's terribly different from today, and we find it particularly difficult to imagine that we will ever think, want, or feel differently than we do now. Teenagers get tattoos because they are confident that DEATH ROCKS will always be an appealing motto, new mothers abandon promising law careers because they are confident that being at home with their children will always be a rewarding job, and smokers who have just finished a cigarette are confident for at least five minutes that they can easily quit and that their resolve will not diminish with the nicotine in their bloodstreams." - Daniel Gilbert, Stumbling on Happiness
Friend: So, what did you do last night, Amy?
Woman: Well, I kicked my husband off the bed so I could sleep with my daughter and Fluffy. Men are so overrated.
- overheardinnyc.com
"With so many divas out there, I've got a newsflash: If you are not overweight and don't sing in an operatic voice, you're not a diva, you're just a bitch." - Bill Maher
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute, The Office US
"Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life.The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives.Some of the most interesting 40 years old I know still don't know." - The Big Kahuna
"I'm not a control freak. I'm a control enthusiast." - Joss Whedon
"Please don't confront me with my failures, I had not forgotten them." - These Days, Nico
"People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that distinguish me from a doormat." - Rebecca West
"Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much." - Haorld and Maude
"Never run after a bus or a man. There will always be another one." - Old Irish Expression