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A.J: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today, today?
- Empire Records
"You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis
"Every man dies, not every man really lives." - anonymous
Blair: If you cut revenge out of the bible there’s not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.
Georgina: 'And they shall know I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance on them.'
Blair: How’d you know my favourite passage?
- Gossip Girl
"Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood." - Donnie Darko
"I have a grudge against the Jonas Brothers ever since the Grammys... [While performing,] they said, 'Show us what you got, Stevie!' And I thought, 'You know what, that's Stevie-Fucking-Wonder. We know what Stevie's got, Nick Jonas.'" - Jason Segel
Amanda: Is that your bathing suit?
Wednesday: Is that your overbite?
Gary: Now, one of you will be the drowning victim and the other one gets to be our lifesaver.
Amanda: I'll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life.
- Addams Family Values
"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier. - Dwight, The Office US
"The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation" - Pierre Elliott Trudeau
Mother: Honey, are you done going potty?
Three-year-old daughter: Meeeeahh oooh gruuuu.
Mother: Are you speaking whale again?
- overheardinnyc.com
"Is there no way out of the mind?" - Sylvia Plath
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own." - Andy Warhol
"So maybe there’s something really amazing out there he doesn’t even know yet. Something he hasn’t imagined that will make his memories seem less sad." - forallthewords
Doctor: The search for God is absurd?
Donnie: It is if everyone dies alone.
- Donnie Darko
New York liberal Jewish humanities teacher: You don't have to be all "ma'am" and stuff around me.
Student: Ma'am, I was raised in the South, you have to expect some non-ironic chivalry, sorry.
- overheardeverywhere.com
"Does anyone have a breath mint? Some guts spilled in my mouth while I was killing my way in here." - Ruby, Supernatural
"All that I ever wanted was to just hear music. And, when I met you, I heard you. And Rachel, you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard." - Rachel Getting Married
Jack: Chuck, this letter represents your father's final words.
Blair: Your dad wrote you a letter? You have to read it.
Nate: Yeah, aren't you curious to know what it says?
Chuck: I think I can guess. 'You're a disappointment of a son.', 'I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already.', 'Why do you wear so much purple?'
- Gossip Girl
"The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you." - Anonymous
"Women are meant to be loved, not understood." - Oscar Wilde
"I didn't realize that, for me, the hardest part of growing up would be making decisions I know will disappoint and hurt my mother, and making them anyway." - inkdot
Lucas: What's with today, today?
- Empire Records
"You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis
"Every man dies, not every man really lives." - anonymous
Blair: If you cut revenge out of the bible there’s not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.
Georgina: 'And they shall know I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance on them.'
Blair: How’d you know my favourite passage?
- Gossip Girl
"Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood." - Donnie Darko
"I have a grudge against the Jonas Brothers ever since the Grammys... [While performing,] they said, 'Show us what you got, Stevie!' And I thought, 'You know what, that's Stevie-Fucking-Wonder. We know what Stevie's got, Nick Jonas.'" - Jason Segel
Amanda: Is that your bathing suit?
Wednesday: Is that your overbite?
Gary: Now, one of you will be the drowning victim and the other one gets to be our lifesaver.
Amanda: I'll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life.
- Addams Family Values
"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier. - Dwight, The Office US
"The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation" - Pierre Elliott Trudeau
Mother: Honey, are you done going potty?
Three-year-old daughter: Meeeeahh oooh gruuuu.
Mother: Are you speaking whale again?
- overheardinnyc.com
"Is there no way out of the mind?" - Sylvia Plath
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own." - Andy Warhol
"So maybe there’s something really amazing out there he doesn’t even know yet. Something he hasn’t imagined that will make his memories seem less sad." - forallthewords
Doctor: The search for God is absurd?
Donnie: It is if everyone dies alone.
- Donnie Darko
New York liberal Jewish humanities teacher: You don't have to be all "ma'am" and stuff around me.
Student: Ma'am, I was raised in the South, you have to expect some non-ironic chivalry, sorry.
- overheardeverywhere.com
"Does anyone have a breath mint? Some guts spilled in my mouth while I was killing my way in here." - Ruby, Supernatural
"All that I ever wanted was to just hear music. And, when I met you, I heard you. And Rachel, you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard." - Rachel Getting Married
Jack: Chuck, this letter represents your father's final words.
Blair: Your dad wrote you a letter? You have to read it.
Nate: Yeah, aren't you curious to know what it says?
Chuck: I think I can guess. 'You're a disappointment of a son.', 'I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already.', 'Why do you wear so much purple?'
- Gossip Girl
"The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you." - Anonymous
"Women are meant to be loved, not understood." - Oscar Wilde
"I didn't realize that, for me, the hardest part of growing up would be making decisions I know will disappoint and hurt my mother, and making them anyway." - inkdot