i'll be damned if i buy a "belated" birthday card

[imigination]

Fuuuuck. Distracted by the drama that was moving last week, I forgot my grandmother's birthday. The only plausible solution is to blame my mother, but that also seems to miss the point and her cuteness makes it impossible to go through with.

via text:

Mommy (to all): Hi loved ones! Are u all available 2 celebrate Mom's bday on Monday July 2? Luv Robin
Me: :(
Mommy: I miss u too, Rayma. Luv always & 4ever. M
Me: ... DAMN which day was grandma's bday? did I miss it?
Mommy: Yeah, it was last Friday. We haven't celebrated yet. Dad took her 4 romantic dinner 4 2@Mortons.
Me: Uuuuuuuuuuugh OH NO
[2 mins of silence]
Me: Why didn't you remind me?! what am I gonna do? MOMMY WHY THIS SABOTAGE
Mommy: ; )
Me: You know the limits of my mind
Mommy: ; ) ; )
Me: THIS IS SERIOUS
Mommy: ; ) ; ) ; )

God damn the man.