So I said to myself, Self, this is it. You won't have chance to make Glen het-ter than this chapter.
Butbutbut, it's not really canon, me
Oh screw the canon. They messed us up. I'm going to push the CRACK button.
No, not the CRACK button, anything but the PINK. CRACK BUTTON OF DOOM!"
So I push the green one instead
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I am a Woman in Love )