Boy, is my face red....
I mean RED!
Like an apple, or an embarrassed redhead.
No...I'm not embarrassed either. (although yes, I probably ought to be, I'm so not)
Yesterday up in Fish Lake, it was 80 degrees and sunny....and we spent the whole day outside. So between my first real day in the sun this year....and some...chaffing?...a good Ssshteam....a little intensity....my own version of micro abrasion therapy....
(Maybe...a lot of my face was doubling as something between a saddle cock and a chin rest...I dunno)
*gingerly covers the proximity with an obscuring hand*
I don't know...*sigh*...
I'm pretty shiny.
*shrug*
What can I say?
(...when I take the Harley out for a spin after a long dry winter?...the last thing I wanna do is head back to the garage....yah know?)
Oy!
Good times...my beautiful family....my mother, brother, sister, brothers and sisters in law, their sickenenly HOT and beautiful friends and all their equally handsome off-spring, their dogs, the neighbors...all overflowing the family compound up North....(SIX children...Six BIG dogs...Lots of six packs before six o clock)
It was a blast...Mom was totally surprised that I showed up...and we just sit around in the heavenly warm sun grazing and drinking and swatting off rug rats.
I traded barbs and quips with all the beautiful people...swapped stories....and got burnt to a satisfying crisp. (It hurts but I liked it)
I enjoyed myself...Why let it stop there? by three o-clock I knew there was no getting out of St. Louis county without hitting the Duluth Family Sauna. *gasp*
*dismissive wave*....
"Nnn I Liked it!..SO THERE!"
(they didn't seem to hate me too much either...)
Yes...I'm a broken, way tired mess of man today. My joints are completely stiff, my muscles are totally sore...my backs outta whack ...(I'm probably even spotting a little bit) The pallor of my skin from head to toe is an uncomfortable prime rib-kind of red. I got no more than three hours of sleep for three nights in a row...but I'll be damned if I don't feel pretty great anyway.
Yesterday was just incredibly pleasurable once I got away from the breath stealing cats...Christine was awesome, she even made breakfast...the lake was awesome and fun to watch...I got up there around 10:00AM and spent ninety percent of my afternoon just sitting out in the sun and yacking with the fam. My mother was thrilled that I made it and I am too. My brother did something completely out of character he asked my opinion about something he was doing with their new boat...AND?!...he even borrowed me power tools?! *stunned*
I know.
I almost fainted...(although that could very well have been sun stroke too...but still)... amusing...I left around five...and hauled ass down to the sauna, it was cool. That place is so seedy and morally wrong...and all the burly hotties from a hundred mile radius haunt the smudged fringes of perversity....
I go maybe once or twice a year...but it's usually so worth the experience.
(oy)
I love it.
Nuff said....
About three hours and X amount of sins later...I went to back out to Chakka's in Proctor and downed a pot of coffee and lots of whip creme with he and Sabrina for an hour, before I hopped on the freeway to head home.
Thunder and lightning and mini-melle rounds of hail storms kept popping up here and there but I loved it, the whole ride just flew by.
I couldn't even THINK about going directly home..I went to the eagle...then I went to the 19...then I went to South Minneapolis....*shakes off something resembling shame*
(when you've been a really good boy for a really LONG time...it's fun to be a lil bad)
I got home before the sun and slathered myself in some industrial strength Noxema and feel INSTANTLY asleep for another whopping 2 hours before dragging myself here to shake, shiver and sweat my way through a long and not very busy monday.
(In a good way...)
Hope everyone else had a good weekend.
you've been committing shameful acts of adulterous fornication, sodomy and a lil yoga...right along with me,
ImattV
Like an apple, or an embarrassed redhead.
No...I'm not embarrassed either. (although yes, I probably ought to be, I'm so not)
Yesterday up in Fish Lake, it was 80 degrees and sunny....and we spent the whole day outside. So between my first real day in the sun this year....and some...chaffing?...a good Ssshteam....a little intensity....my own version of micro abrasion therapy....
(Maybe...a lot of my face was doubling as something between a saddle cock and a chin rest...I dunno)
*gingerly covers the proximity with an obscuring hand*
I don't know...*sigh*...
I'm pretty shiny.
*shrug*
What can I say?
(...when I take the Harley out for a spin after a long dry winter?...the last thing I wanna do is head back to the garage....yah know?)
Oy!
Good times...my beautiful family....my mother, brother, sister, brothers and sisters in law, their sickenenly HOT and beautiful friends and all their equally handsome off-spring, their dogs, the neighbors...all overflowing the family compound up North....(SIX children...Six BIG dogs...Lots of six packs before six o clock)
It was a blast...Mom was totally surprised that I showed up...and we just sit around in the heavenly warm sun grazing and drinking and swatting off rug rats.
I traded barbs and quips with all the beautiful people...swapped stories....and got burnt to a satisfying crisp. (It hurts but I liked it)
I enjoyed myself...Why let it stop there? by three o-clock I knew there was no getting out of St. Louis county without hitting the Duluth Family Sauna. *gasp*
*dismissive wave*....
"Nnn I Liked it!..SO THERE!"
(they didn't seem to hate me too much either...)
Yes...I'm a broken, way tired mess of man today. My joints are completely stiff, my muscles are totally sore...my backs outta whack ...(I'm probably even spotting a little bit) The pallor of my skin from head to toe is an uncomfortable prime rib-kind of red. I got no more than three hours of sleep for three nights in a row...but I'll be damned if I don't feel pretty great anyway.
Yesterday was just incredibly pleasurable once I got away from the breath stealing cats...Christine was awesome, she even made breakfast...the lake was awesome and fun to watch...I got up there around 10:00AM and spent ninety percent of my afternoon just sitting out in the sun and yacking with the fam. My mother was thrilled that I made it and I am too. My brother did something completely out of character he asked my opinion about something he was doing with their new boat...AND?!...he even borrowed me power tools?! *stunned*
I know.
I almost fainted...(although that could very well have been sun stroke too...but still)... amusing...I left around five...and hauled ass down to the sauna, it was cool. That place is so seedy and morally wrong...and all the burly hotties from a hundred mile radius haunt the smudged fringes of perversity....
I go maybe once or twice a year...but it's usually so worth the experience.
(oy)
I love it.
Nuff said....
About three hours and X amount of sins later...I went to back out to Chakka's in Proctor and downed a pot of coffee and lots of whip creme with he and Sabrina for an hour, before I hopped on the freeway to head home.
Thunder and lightning and mini-melle rounds of hail storms kept popping up here and there but I loved it, the whole ride just flew by.
I couldn't even THINK about going directly home..I went to the eagle...then I went to the 19...then I went to South Minneapolis....*shakes off something resembling shame*
(when you've been a really good boy for a really LONG time...it's fun to be a lil bad)
I got home before the sun and slathered myself in some industrial strength Noxema and feel INSTANTLY asleep for another whopping 2 hours before dragging myself here to shake, shiver and sweat my way through a long and not very busy monday.
(In a good way...)
Hope everyone else had a good weekend.
you've been committing shameful acts of adulterous fornication, sodomy and a lil yoga...right along with me,
ImattV