[thetenspot] (97) you know you're the one for me [cause my heart is on your sleeve]
97. TEN things you cannot stand about your partener/bestfriend/sibling.
1. Jo's not a nasty right hook. And let me tell you I've been on the wrong end of that one too many times. Lately she's been calling em' love taps but there aint no love behing some of em'. I know for sure they're mostly, "remember me" taps and "I want to hate you but I can't" taps. And there's definitely the "I love you so much it's gonna hurt when you die" taps. Those come often. But the ones I get the most are the "You are so so so so so so stupid" taps and those? Hurt like a bitch.
2. She snores. Sometimes, when the air is humid out and she gets all clogged up the woman sounds like she's sawwing logs. Worse than Sammy!
3. She made me love her. Never thought I was a love kinda guy. Especially after Cassie and everything but then comes in that tiny blonde with a right hook and a great ass.
4. The way she looks at me sometimes like she's begging me not to leave her alone. I sure as hell feel a little bit more dead everytime it happens cause hell if I want to leave her and Sammy. I just want to gather her up and shush the unshed tears and tell her that I'm not going anywhere but I can't. That's not how this story ends.
5. She can pout with the best of them. I try my best not to let it affect me but damn if it works most of the time. She's got the cutest sexiest pout that would stop a man in his tracks. What's worse is I know she uses it when she's conning and trying to get her way out of trouble. I don't want another man looking at those lips. Ever again.
6. When she's pissed she tries the silent treatment but unlike me and Sammy she can't stand the silence so she finally starts talking to my brother about this and that and it makes absolutely no sense so I have to turn up REO just to get her to shut up and when she realizes it she smacks me hard usually on the back of the head.
7. When she's pissed she can also be a huge cock-tease. I don't really think I have to explain that one too much now do I?
8. She swings her hips in this way that just leaves guys drooling. And the bitch does it on purpose to get me riled up and not in that nice way. She usually saves it for when she's pissed and trying to make me jealous.
9. She likes to hear me say "I love you" she tries to coax it out of me as often as possible which, let's face it, isn't that often. I think it's just going to make it harder but she wants to hear it anyway. The way my lips curl around the words and her whole body sort of stiffens and then relaxes like she's melting in her boots.
10. She's just Jo. Infuriating, suffocating, beautiful, amazing Jo. And that's enough.
11. Cause I can. She thinks she's a damn good hunter and I'm not about to go against what Jo thinks but I'm scared of her momma and she better never get herself killed or I swear I'm crawling up from hell to haunt her ass in heaven or where ever she ends up. Which will be heaven. Cause she's a good girl even if she likes to pretend she's bad.
Muse | Dean Winchester
Fandom | Supernatural
1. Jo's not a nasty right hook. And let me tell you I've been on the wrong end of that one too many times. Lately she's been calling em' love taps but there aint no love behing some of em'. I know for sure they're mostly, "remember me" taps and "I want to hate you but I can't" taps. And there's definitely the "I love you so much it's gonna hurt when you die" taps. Those come often. But the ones I get the most are the "You are so so so so so so stupid" taps and those? Hurt like a bitch.
2. She snores. Sometimes, when the air is humid out and she gets all clogged up the woman sounds like she's sawwing logs. Worse than Sammy!
3. She made me love her. Never thought I was a love kinda guy. Especially after Cassie and everything but then comes in that tiny blonde with a right hook and a great ass.
4. The way she looks at me sometimes like she's begging me not to leave her alone. I sure as hell feel a little bit more dead everytime it happens cause hell if I want to leave her and Sammy. I just want to gather her up and shush the unshed tears and tell her that I'm not going anywhere but I can't. That's not how this story ends.
5. She can pout with the best of them. I try my best not to let it affect me but damn if it works most of the time. She's got the cutest sexiest pout that would stop a man in his tracks. What's worse is I know she uses it when she's conning and trying to get her way out of trouble. I don't want another man looking at those lips. Ever again.
6. When she's pissed she tries the silent treatment but unlike me and Sammy she can't stand the silence so she finally starts talking to my brother about this and that and it makes absolutely no sense so I have to turn up REO just to get her to shut up and when she realizes it she smacks me hard usually on the back of the head.
7. When she's pissed she can also be a huge cock-tease. I don't really think I have to explain that one too much now do I?
8. She swings her hips in this way that just leaves guys drooling. And the bitch does it on purpose to get me riled up and not in that nice way. She usually saves it for when she's pissed and trying to make me jealous.
9. She likes to hear me say "I love you" she tries to coax it out of me as often as possible which, let's face it, isn't that often. I think it's just going to make it harder but she wants to hear it anyway. The way my lips curl around the words and her whole body sort of stiffens and then relaxes like she's melting in her boots.
10. She's just Jo. Infuriating, suffocating, beautiful, amazing Jo. And that's enough.
11. Cause I can. She thinks she's a damn good hunter and I'm not about to go against what Jo thinks but I'm scared of her momma and she better never get herself killed or I swear I'm crawling up from hell to haunt her ass in heaven or where ever she ends up. Which will be heaven. Cause she's a good girl even if she likes to pretend she's bad.
Muse | Dean Winchester
Fandom | Supernatural