[mind-the-muse] (intro) i shot the sheriff [but i did not shoot the deputy]
You know what the scariest thing in the world is? It ain't the demons or ghost's that Sammy and I fight everyday. Nope. A pissed off Jo Harvelle is the scariest thing in the damn world. That girl is dangerous when she's pissed and more often than not the woman is pissed at me. I can't say a thing right to her but she seems to like me anyway. I must have some secret charm that isn't like the charm I've used on other girls. Cause Jo likes to hurt me almost as much as she likes doin' other things to me. I'll spare you the details but damn that girl is bendy.
You know how when your the type of guy people expect to screw up all the time you're always gettin' into these situations where it would be a really bad thing for your girl to walk in at right that moment?
I am that guy.
I wasn't doin' a damn thing to Bela. She keeps telling me we should have angry sex and I'll admit that the woman is hot but I'm with Jo. Hell I'm a damn boyfriend and most people who know me would say its outta character. Sammy was all high arched eyebrows at first and then Jo was goin' on all our hunts with us and sleeping in my bed and it was awesome to have her around all the time. Even when she got all bitchy and had her girl moments. I could handle it.
But of course six months in Bela comes back around wantin' us to help her out with a job and she mentions the angry sex again. I told the woman that I am I one woman kind of guy. Maybe not when I'm just sleeping around and takin' on two at a time but even though I've never been a relationship man I have never cheated on a woman I was with. I certainly didn't intend to start with Bela. The woman is infuriating and not in the almost cute way that Jo is. So Bela starts with the attempted seduction and starts takin' off her clothes. Course that's when Jo walks in - of course. I wasn't doin' nothing to Bela and had no plans to either but Jo wouldn't listen to a word of it.
If she'd had her gun on her I know she would have trained it on me, maybe taken out one of Bela's knee caps. Now that would have been a good use of bullets right there. Damn Bela. I know I've never been one to say no to a beautiful woman and all but honestly. I'd like to keep my balls - and my girlfriend.
I could kill Bela, it's a feeling I tend to get a lot when she's around. Bitch.
At least I'm not sleeping with a demon; my problems suck but Sammy's just up shit creek with his issues. The guy is a demon magnet and he's going to get ice water poured all over him so I can get his help to get Jo back. He's good at all that flowery, girly, apology shit. Ruby better keep her mouth shut too; I'll get the damn colt, I don't care if she's sleeping with Sammy.
How do you tell your girl your sorry for the half-naked girl you didn't want to sleep with that was in your room. Well, say it and make her believe it?
Muse | Dean Winchester
Fandom | Supernatural
Word Count | 579
You know how when your the type of guy people expect to screw up all the time you're always gettin' into these situations where it would be a really bad thing for your girl to walk in at right that moment?
I am that guy.
I wasn't doin' a damn thing to Bela. She keeps telling me we should have angry sex and I'll admit that the woman is hot but I'm with Jo. Hell I'm a damn boyfriend and most people who know me would say its outta character. Sammy was all high arched eyebrows at first and then Jo was goin' on all our hunts with us and sleeping in my bed and it was awesome to have her around all the time. Even when she got all bitchy and had her girl moments. I could handle it.
But of course six months in Bela comes back around wantin' us to help her out with a job and she mentions the angry sex again. I told the woman that I am I one woman kind of guy. Maybe not when I'm just sleeping around and takin' on two at a time but even though I've never been a relationship man I have never cheated on a woman I was with. I certainly didn't intend to start with Bela. The woman is infuriating and not in the almost cute way that Jo is. So Bela starts with the attempted seduction and starts takin' off her clothes. Course that's when Jo walks in - of course. I wasn't doin' nothing to Bela and had no plans to either but Jo wouldn't listen to a word of it.
If she'd had her gun on her I know she would have trained it on me, maybe taken out one of Bela's knee caps. Now that would have been a good use of bullets right there. Damn Bela. I know I've never been one to say no to a beautiful woman and all but honestly. I'd like to keep my balls - and my girlfriend.
I could kill Bela, it's a feeling I tend to get a lot when she's around. Bitch.
At least I'm not sleeping with a demon; my problems suck but Sammy's just up shit creek with his issues. The guy is a demon magnet and he's going to get ice water poured all over him so I can get his help to get Jo back. He's good at all that flowery, girly, apology shit. Ruby better keep her mouth shut too; I'll get the damn colt, I don't care if she's sleeping with Sammy.
How do you tell your girl your sorry for the half-naked girl you didn't want to sleep with that was in your room. Well, say it and make her believe it?
Muse | Dean Winchester
Fandom | Supernatural
Word Count | 579