Dane Cook is a demi-god.
So, uh, Dane Cook. He rocks. He is singing the lyrics he wrote for the sounds of car alarms...and calling himself a silly bitch. He IS!! Holy schnike! (pronounced shn-eye-kee) When I listened to this at Jamie's house, we listened to a good 3 hours of DANE COOK GLORY. Glory on an iPod. We were forced to cease the festivities so that I, Lindsay, could run -- full-on RUN -- to the upstairs bathroom to pee. THIS is how hard we laughed. We had to STOP COMEDY for a bathroom break. In the Crazy Lives of Lindsay & Jamie, comedy DOES NOT stop. We do not stop it. Stopping does not happen. Yet here, it did. For Dane Cook is a demi-god. A demi-god of comedy and laughter and has an amazing vocabulary. AND he truly believes that WATERMELON is the only good Jolly Ranchers flavour. This man is my HERO.
Seriously, Dane and Russell Peters are the friggin funniest people on the face of the earth. If I were to meet them, I'd die. My internal organs would explode from the pressure of the laughter.
But I'm pretty sure I'd marry Dane Cook. Why?
He wants to own a marsh full of marshmallows.
His vocabulary rivals my own.
He wants to smash an ice cream into some child's face and scream "You remember me FOREVER!"
Dane is as annoyed by the grocery store line "floaty dance" as I am. COMMIT TO THE LINE!!
He enjoys and becomes elated at the sounds of a "nothing fight" and will intervene to take it to the next level.
He hates Kool-Aid.
Dane Cook thinks of things that I thought only I thought of.
He plays one of the cooks in Waiting. I love that movie.
That is why I'm keeping the option of marrying Dane Cook open.
Now for comics!!
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Seriously, Dane and Russell Peters are the friggin funniest people on the face of the earth. If I were to meet them, I'd die. My internal organs would explode from the pressure of the laughter.
But I'm pretty sure I'd marry Dane Cook. Why?
He wants to own a marsh full of marshmallows.
His vocabulary rivals my own.
He wants to smash an ice cream into some child's face and scream "You remember me FOREVER!"
Dane is as annoyed by the grocery store line "floaty dance" as I am. COMMIT TO THE LINE!!
He enjoys and becomes elated at the sounds of a "nothing fight" and will intervene to take it to the next level.
He hates Kool-Aid.
Dane Cook thinks of things that I thought only I thought of.
He plays one of the cooks in Waiting. I love that movie.
That is why I'm keeping the option of marrying Dane Cook open.
Now for comics!!
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net