Headlines
So, normally I am a loyal David Letterman fan and generally hate Jay Leno. The one exception to this is when Jay Leno does Headlines. Last night I was watching a rerun of an episode in which Leno did Headlines. Here are just a couple of them that I thought were funny.
*In some article about a dollar store, a woman who was interviewed said, "I like the dollar store because I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-mart."
*They had one of those things where they ask people on the street a question. The question was, "What will the world be like when it runs out of oil?" Her answer? "There won't be as many massages."
*In some article about a dollar store, a woman who was interviewed said, "I like the dollar store because I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-mart."
*They had one of those things where they ask people on the street a question. The question was, "What will the world be like when it runs out of oil?" Her answer? "There won't be as many massages."