Fourteen Cloven Bodies

[imachopyou]

AHOY, Y'FLESHY FREAKS!

Som'in' about t'day is makin' me wanna go out an' KEELHAUL all yer sorry arses, an' I have t'say I'm lovin' it! Who all be up t' lettin' me RUN 'EM THROUGH WIT ME CLEAVER?

GEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'll leave ya sprawl'd out in a pool o' yer own blood an' guts!