Thirteen Cloven Bodies.
I can't help it, I gotta laugh at all you people who had that plague yesterday. You all freaked out nicely, reminds me of a certain something'~ But I'll spare you all the details, you tend to all get irked when I go on about things.
But seriously, if you were all dyin', why make a big deal about it? Unless you're some kinda immortal you're gonna die somehow, and fact of the matter is you don't stay dead here. Though I suppose it wouldn't have been as fun to watch if you all had just sat back and relaxed, huh?
In other City news, whether you all like it or not, I'm still looking into opening a butcher shop. No, I will not serve human flesh. I might consider accommodating the vampires here if they can live off animal blood. Though blood's a bit hard to work with, tends to carry a lot of crap in it. Since, y'know, any disease you might get tends to move through your blood. But I'll see what I can do, since there seem to be so many of you blood-suckers around.
...I'm bored.
But seriously, if you were all dyin', why make a big deal about it? Unless you're some kinda immortal you're gonna die somehow, and fact of the matter is you don't stay dead here. Though I suppose it wouldn't have been as fun to watch if you all had just sat back and relaxed, huh?
In other City news, whether you all like it or not, I'm still looking into opening a butcher shop. No, I will not serve human flesh. I might consider accommodating the vampires here if they can live off animal blood. Though blood's a bit hard to work with, tends to carry a lot of crap in it. Since, y'know, any disease you might get tends to move through your blood. But I'll see what I can do, since there seem to be so many of you blood-suckers around.
...I'm bored.