Some letters
Dear stupid bitch who totaled my car a couple of weeks ago,
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FACE AND FUCK YOUR SHIT DRIVING AND FUCK EVERYONE YOU ARE RELATED TO. You have made my life the biggest pain in the ASS because of this car buying bullshit. I have had a headache ever since you hit me from the stress, and I hope to fucking Isis that your rates go through the goddamn roof so that I can feel better about my situation. PS your car is a piece of shit and I hope it's totaled, too.
Sincerely,
The STILL Carless
Dear Suntrust,
WTF DO YOU MEAN I WAS OVERDRAWN?! It's not MY fault you guys STILL haven't checked the ATM deposits and updated it because I literally gave you assholes $402 to put in my checking account. Yeah, $402 CASH, ASSHOLES. If you guys had fucking cleared it by now, I wouldn't owe you $25 because of my mom's stupid ex-boyfriend who cashes my checks whenever the goddamn hell he feels like it.
Sincerely,
The very very broke
Dear work,
Oh my god, can the drama fucking STOP? (At some point I may post a protected entry where I explain some of the crazy shit that's going down, but that's if I don't have a nervous breakdown.) I miss the days when going to work was actually fun. Now it legit feels like a crappy job.
Sincerely,
The unamused
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FACE AND FUCK YOUR SHIT DRIVING AND FUCK EVERYONE YOU ARE RELATED TO. You have made my life the biggest pain in the ASS because of this car buying bullshit. I have had a headache ever since you hit me from the stress, and I hope to fucking Isis that your rates go through the goddamn roof so that I can feel better about my situation. PS your car is a piece of shit and I hope it's totaled, too.
Sincerely,
The STILL Carless
Dear Suntrust,
WTF DO YOU MEAN I WAS OVERDRAWN?! It's not MY fault you guys STILL haven't checked the ATM deposits and updated it because I literally gave you assholes $402 to put in my checking account. Yeah, $402 CASH, ASSHOLES. If you guys had fucking cleared it by now, I wouldn't owe you $25 because of my mom's stupid ex-boyfriend who cashes my checks whenever the goddamn hell he feels like it.
Sincerely,
The very very broke
Dear work,
Oh my god, can the drama fucking STOP? (At some point I may post a protected entry where I explain some of the crazy shit that's going down, but that's if I don't have a nervous breakdown.) I miss the days when going to work was actually fun. Now it legit feels like a crappy job.
Sincerely,
The unamused