Nov 20, 2008 06:11
The night was going smoothly. I had finished my homework early, and decided to treat myself to watching Bones, House, and Law & Order. Both of my roommates came back at relatively decent hours and all was well. I was sleeping comfortably in my bed when i awoke to the sound of someone hammering on my door at 415 AM. I opened it to find a blonde girl and she kind of just let her self in. I asked her who she was and she just said "AKO". I assumed she was my roommate, joe's, friend and had forgotten something and thought she was probably just completely trashed. Then, she started going through my stuff in the closet. Me, being the passive aggressive boy that i am, allowed it (however i watched her to make sure she didn't take anything). By this time, my roommate Ryan had awoken from the noise and I asked him if he knew her, and he did not. She then climbed on his chair and just said "AKO?". Then she started going through my closet again. She said she needed a light, so I went and got my cell phone. She started searching deeper into my stuff, pulling clothes out and searching the pockets. Then I said "Look. i dont know who you are, and apparently neither do my roommates, what are you looking for in my stuff?" and she replied "Beer!" and I said "I don't drink. There is no beer in here." and she kind of just scoffed at me. Then, she proceeded to put my sweatshirt on and while still holding my cell phone, left the room. I tried following her, but she ran outside. I didn't go outside because it was fucking cold, I was barefoot and in short sleeves, and i couldn't get back in because i didn't have my card.
So now I don't have my cellphone or one of my sweatshirts (it was really warm too, btw..).
Ryan said she was probably pledging for the sorority AKO, which explains why she kept saying AKO.
This is reason #2 why i hate college.