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im_a_country_2

1€ (Voice English)

Jan 01, 2009 19:08

This is a funny computer, is it a cell phone? Can it get internet? I hope it's a satellite phone because if it's just some normal phone it's not going to work half as well.

Let's see here... no... grr what the- grr WORK! WORK DAMMIT!

[The sound of the comm device hitting the ground loudly can be heard, it's shortly followed by the sound of someone ( Read more... )

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[voice] eviltriumphs January 2 2009, 07:32:49 UTC

...Glorious nation of Sealand, eh? And unlike that rebellious little tart, Prussia, you can actually speak human language! Although you have pretty low rates for entry... eh, cheap land is still good.

So. Sealand.

Are you going to come quietly, or will I have to conquer you by force?

[voice]1/2 im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 07:38:04 UTC

Of course I speak English.

My rates aren't low! Imagine you, the entire world paying that, that's a lot of money!

[voice] im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 07:41:27 UTC

You must be joking. You can't conquer me!

If you really want to be my ruling person, you have to pay me 4,000,000,000€ If Iceland could sell for that I can too.

[voice] eviltriumphs January 2 2009, 07:44:13 UTC

OF COURSE I CAN! If I can conquer Prussia, you'll be a piece of of cake!

[voice] im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 07:48:21 UTC

You can't! You have to buy me.

[voice] 1/2 eviltriumphs January 3 2009, 03:33:34 UTC

I'M NOT GOING TO BUY YOU WHEN I CAN CRUSH YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE--!

[voice] eviltriumphs January 3 2009, 03:40:29 UTC

Ugh you're more trouble than you're probably worth.

Alright. If Prussia's vaguely correct, he has a fairly substantial economy. I'm his Boss now, so his funding has to go to what I say it does. How about this: I buy you with money that was going to go into building a new armory, and once you become mine, you put out a new advertisement to your main export to larger nations to replenish the joint economy. Deal?

[voice] im_a_country_2 January 3 2009, 03:46:15 UTC

Your proposition is interesting, and I can't argue if you can supply the funds. But, there's a small itty bitty problem with this.

I don't have an export.

[voice] eviltriumphs January 3 2009, 03:50:15 UTC

What?! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF COUNTRY DOESN'T HAVE AN EXPORT?!

Unless you're just a territory, in which case I don't have time to waste with small fry like you!!

[voice] im_a_country_2 January 3 2009, 03:51:56 UTC

I AM TOO A COUNTRY!

I have a currency, and I have area, I have passports and citizens. It's just my main trade is the selling of titles and citizenship. Internet trade!

[voice] eviltriumphs January 3 2009, 03:57:55 UTC

What's an Internet?

im_a_country_2 January 3 2009, 04:05:44 UTC

You don't know the internet!?

It's a network that connects different computers and is a wonderful place. Kinda like this network thingy these devices do, but a million times more useful.

eviltriumphs January 3 2009, 04:08:54 UTC

Computer? What are you babbling about?!

im_a_country_2 January 3 2009, 04:10:08 UTC

Imagine this little thing we're using right now. Now imagine it bigger and more powerful. Now, imagine it more useful. Now multiply that by 100. That's a computer.

eviltriumphs January 3 2009, 04:16:01 UTC

...So you're country is technologically advanced? Hehehe, you might not be so useless after all.

im_a_country_2 January 3 2009, 04:21:29 UTC

About as advanced as a 4 person country can be.

Sealand isn't useless! Sealand is going to be one of the greatest nations in the world!

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