1€ (Voice English)

[im_a_country_2]

This is a funny computer, is it a cell phone? Can it get internet? I hope it's a satellite phone because if it's just some normal phone it's not going to work half as well.

Let's see here... no... grr what the- grr WORK! WORK DAMMIT!

[The sound of the comm device hitting the ground loudly can be heard, it's shortly followed by the sound of someone stepping on it repeatedly and then Kicked.]

What kind of useless device is that! I need to check my web page!

[There's a pause, and then the sound of someone walking towards the device.]

What can you do!? What's this light? Are you recording!

AH!

Um...

You didn't hear any of that got it!

Ahem.

Hello! I'm the great and glorious micronation Sealand! This place seems sort of desolate, but, if you're out there I will gladly allow you entry into my borders. In fact, all of you can be a citizen for a low low price of only 14€! In fact, due to finding myself suddenly here I'll give you a break! For just a mere 7€ you can have an esteemed and privileged title in The Principality of Sealand!

Act now, because this offer is only going to be good for 30 minutes.