I'm BACK! Just like LIZA!!!

Sep 08, 2004 14:48

I am FINALLY back online! WOO FOR KEEPING IN CONTACT WITH ALL MAH BABIES! If you haven't IMed me yet, or if I haven't gotten to you already, please do send me a message. If you know me then I probably love you... and care about you... and want to BE with you... so dont you let me down today?

Can you tell I'm muy hyper? Yeah, just a bit...

Well, since I haven't updated for a while, I'm going to catch up on all of the recent events that have occured in my life. I will simply quote a few selections from my real journal.

9-1-04- I cant stop coughing.... my throats burning...

(I was ill...)

9-3-04- My math teacher kind of looks like a female version of Donald Trump.

- Ok, story... Wed night I went up to Wal Greens with Brian to drop off my camera. The guy working the photo lab was extremely gay. Like, the temp in the building went up due to the fact this guy was so flaming. I believe that from here on I shall refer to him as Large Flamboyant Gay Man, or LFGM for short. Or, I could just be like Brian and call him Tub of Gay. Whatever works...

Well anyways, LFGM rings me up and we're off. On the way, out Brian says something on the order of "He was definitely checking you out." I honestly didn't notice it, so I disregarded Brians assumptions.

I stopped back at Wal Greens the next day right after school. I head back to the photo lab and give my name to the girl behind the counter. She finds my pictures and goes to ring them up... but the charge keeps coming up as $0.00...

She pages the manager

It's Tub of Gay... or LFGM... which ever floats your boat.

He simply rings up the pitcures and gives them to me, no charge. I stand there for a moment, baffled.

"You're sure?" I ask him.

"Yeah. Don't worry about it." He responds.

And then it hit me... LFGM WAS hitting on me! Oh my gah...

And then I fled.

Now LFGM is not my type WHAT-SO-EVER... He's large and flamboyantly gay. Anyone who knows me knows I like my men straight... well, as straight as a gay man can get. LFGM was NOT straight... at ALL! He had the lisp and walk and... ugh... no No NO! NOT for me...

As I was leaving I went to look at my free pictures... and I noticed someone had written "No charge" on the envelope. He actually wrote it out... for some reason I find that even creepier...

However... I must live by the theory that Jill and I came up with. EVERYONE... deserves a chance. Even if they are large and flamboyant. RIGHT JILL?

Jill- Right Roger.

Thank you. And so now I have to make a decision. Either NEVER go to that Wal Greens again, or milk Tub of Gay for free photos.

Hm...

I do take alot of photos...

(I'm tired. I will start a new post after a long, refreshing nap.)

school, brian, ill, walgreens, tub of gay

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