Nov 13, 2008 22:54
[the mic clicks on, and jack is giggling a bit drunkenly. he's drunk on sobriety, and losing his mind a bit. or, at least his touch with reality.]
[a paused before he says in a sing song knowing voice]
COME OUT, LITTLE KRACKEN YOU CAN'T FIND ME.
[chanting] Rum rum rum, oh my kingdom for some rum. I cant taste it in the back of my throat, and its not becoming of the overcome. No one can find me and I can't taste anything. I'd gamble a ship that if there was a ship to gamble I would commandeer me the vessel.
THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT ONE TIME, WHERE I WAS KING OF THE CANNIBALS. THERE, THEY FED ME BEFORE THEY TRIED TO EAT ME.
[he smashes at his key board and give an annoyed sigh. he mumbles something about an undead terminal, and there is a loud bang before it cuts out abruptly]
jacks gone mad,
bored mun is bored