FIVE [voice]
[clicks on]
[there is a crash and he laughs a bit distractedly]
YO HO HO
Forget the words, yes yes I do...
Oh bugger the words no I can't
HELLO RECORDING. I CAN EAT STONES.
I HAVE A PET RAT JAMESON.
NO ONE REACT TO WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU: I would eat bloody ANYTHING now. My stomach is eating itself I CAN FEEL IT IT IS SODDING DISINTEGRATING ITSELF...
[he gives a delighted laugh and starts to hit the computer methodically with something to the beat of the song he's singing (yo ho ho a pirates life for me)]
[static and it ends abruptly]
[[ooc: he's going a little crazy because he's locked himself in his house and he can't eat or drink anything and the pain in his forearm... WELL crazy Jack is crazy?]]
[there is a crash and he laughs a bit distractedly]
YO HO HO
Forget the words, yes yes I do...
Oh bugger the words no I can't
HELLO RECORDING. I CAN EAT STONES.
I HAVE A PET RAT JAMESON.
NO ONE REACT TO WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU: I would eat bloody ANYTHING now. My stomach is eating itself I CAN FEEL IT IT IS SODDING DISINTEGRATING ITSELF...
[he gives a delighted laugh and starts to hit the computer methodically with something to the beat of the song he's singing (yo ho ho a pirates life for me)]
[static and it ends abruptly]
[[ooc: he's going a little crazy because he's locked himself in his house and he can't eat or drink anything and the pain in his forearm... WELL crazy Jack is crazy?]]