[HSJ FanFic] Genius meets Idiot [[ part 3 ]]
"Yui~sama♥" Yamada sigh as he type something on his computer.
his actually searching something...
his using a dictionary.
which is very rare.....
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"mom! Onii-chan is sick!" Chihiro whispered yell as she pick into her brother's room
"his reading a dictionary" her mother cried
"we should get him see a psychiatrist....this is not normal..." she cried with her mom as they close the door.
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the next day....so early in the morning, Yamada hum excitedly as he wait for Yui to come to class.
"i spent the whole day searching---" Yamada talk to himself and then, when Yui finally entered the room...he quickly skip his way towards her.
Yui was so surprise to see Yamada smiling like an idiot---well, he is already an idiot...anyways...
"Yui-sama~♥ why are you so gay this morning?" Yamada smiled proudly of what he just said
"WHAT?!" Yui thinks Yamada is picking a fight
"i was so surprise to see the most beautiful homo in Japan" he continued
"did you just said im a homo?!" Yui clench her fist
"yes, your a homo...and the smartest ape in this school..." he said proudly but little he did know that his asking for death to pick him up
"Yama-chan! ohayo!" Chinen and Yuto walk towards them
"ohayo....guess what? i was telling Yui-sama that i love this beautiful ape~♥" Yamada pointed at Yui who is so angry that she could kill this idiot in a minute or so
"pfft..." Yuto wanted to laugh but he hold it while Chinen's jaw drop as soon as he heard what Yamada said
"watch this...." Yamada is seriously asking for death sentence
"Yui-sama~ you are so smart that your brain is twice as big as your boobs..." Yamada smiled then turned to Chinen and Yuto.....
and then when he turned back to Yui....
PUNCH! BOOM!!! CRACK!!!
"YOU JERK!" Yui slap him and walk away.
the idiot on the ground....had no clue why Yui was mad at him when his actually complimenting her.
"Yama-chan, i thought you were an idiot but....your worst than an idiot..." Chinen facepalm himself
"what? all i said was a compliment!"
"actually...all those were an insult..." Yuto couldnt stop laughing
"i thought Gay means Happy! and Ape are smart humans! and Homo are humans! and her boobs are big meaning she's smart! tell me if what i just said is an insult!" Yamada is defending himself.
"those are an insult---" Yuto was cut off by Chinen
"dont bother arguing....his too stupid to understand people..." Chinen rolled his eyes and went to his sit.
"true true..." Yuto followed Chinen.
Yamada is still on the ground....shock.
"ok....plan A is unshakccessfuru.....its time for plan B" Yamada tried to say unsuccessful in english but failed.
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plan B:
the next morning, he came to school....
everyone in school were staring at him as he walk in the hall....
everyone are laughing at him....pointing rudely at him.
"Yui-Sama♥" Yamada came into the classroom....
and when everyone saw him.....
they all burst into laughter.
except for Chinen who feels so embarrassed because his actually friends with this idiot who doesnt learn his lesson.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Yui back away
[to be continue....]
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makino-chan: if there are any typos or wrong grammar, forgive me...me didnt get a chance to re-read this cuz im in a hurry, i have an appointment....i'll be back laterz to fix if there are any typos