In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Masturbating at least twice a day.

Get your resolution here

New Years Resolution

1. get out of laces

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To pick up Ashley: If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line

THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO MANI HOE:

Imanis sucha poseur
i wish i never did her
i did her in the butt hole
i worked her like a pole
she is so white
she transforms into a wigga during the nite
she is always musty
dont have sex with her, she's rusty
this is the end of her song
EVERY GUY HAS SEEN HER THONG!


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does anyone know when we're going up to corrinne's?

or does anyone have her house number

ok...i'm updating because my bigger me told me i should...uhhmmm....

...OHHHH i hope my bigger me gets an ipod, because if she does she said she'll give me her current ipod WOOP WOOP! and she better bring my cds tomorrow!

K thats about

and i hate mr. nobles

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HOMECOMING WAS GRRRREAT!