oo2 ♞ video/text -- day (backdated to a day or two ago)

[ironicswag]

[ The first thing anyone would see in the video is a mutant cat snuggling up against a normal cat on a bed. It's a cute sight but it hardly lasts for the viewer since Dave moves toward the feed and shuts it off.

He was Roses room, for anyone that have been there before and well... he wasn't going to announce this through video, hell no.

Dave switches to text. ]

looks like no one will be getting their daily fix of flighty broads
she better not be thinking of taking on my mission
but yeah
girls be dropping off vantas shitty shipping grid left and right
lalondes gone
oh shit
time to celebrate and throw a party
no more fucking psychoanalyzing shit to deal with
gotta pass out a best day of the year award
wont even go through her files on me
theyre best kept under some cozies
ten inches of fucking yarn
or may i will
because well need someone to fucking stop me from reading up all her wizard shit
ok fine i wont
wouldnt be able to force myself to read it anyways
looks like im stuck with her mutant cat too
way to be considerate
some shock minipig is probably getting
living with a black and a four eyes
what is my house like a charity for the ripleys believe it or not???
whatever i did my psa
im out