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You know what my favourite bit about Halloween was back home? All the girls in clubs dressed like tarts. The bad-looking ones and the good-looking ones. Not nearly enough of that here - this place is too bloody wholesome.
With the possible exception of the corpse monsters and possessing spirits and all the other fucked up shit we've been treated to. Seriously, too much gore, not enough sex. We haven't even had any post-coital "accidents" on these gizmos lately. Come on, even crappy horror films have got gratuitous tit shots. A bit of arse might not go unappreciated, either.
...shut it, Jack.
With the possible exception of the corpse monsters and possessing spirits and all the other fucked up shit we've been treated to. Seriously, too much gore, not enough sex. We haven't even had any post-coital "accidents" on these gizmos lately. Come on, even crappy horror films have got gratuitous tit shots. A bit of arse might not go unappreciated, either.
...shut it, Jack.