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[chickbro]

[ Despite what anyone says; the PORTALs really do have a mind of their own and like to turn on at extremely inconvenient times.

This is one of those times, and for a while it's only audio and a whole lot of silence. Until finally, a gruff male voice says this; ]

Noah, I need you inside me.

[ another bit of silence before an obviously female

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video; filtered in some way, idk he doesn't like showing his face to everyone ever

[1ntagli0]

[Don't mind him, he'll just be over here being envious.]

You never fail to disappoint, Stark.

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[coolexec]

[And waving because hey, his wife has her hand in his chest atm.]

Aww Zinc, don't be that way.

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[1ntagli0]

What way? Crestfallen? I'm afraid you'll simply have to accept responsibility for your actions, as novel as that concept may be.

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[coolexec]

You'd think we'd have a nice film noir filter for moments like this. Soft, hazy lighting, a broad smoking in the background, jazz playing as you pine yourself away into consumption in a sleazy motel.

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[1ntagli0]

[He almost smiles.]

En francaise, s'il vous plait, si vous allez être poétique. And I am perfectly capable of finding a nice hotel to waste away in.

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[coolexec]

My wife is here, she has her hand in my chest, it would be a terrible scene if I were to be the one suddenly dying because of the whims of fate.

Oh no, you have to do this right. There's an art to it unless you trash the hotel room and scare off the maids so that they leave you to wallow in your grief.

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[1ntagli0]

[He gives a dismissive hand gesture.]

She is always invited. I'm sure she would have more success intimidating the maids than I would as well.

And I find it terrible pity my hands are not just a bit smaller. [He would love to stick them in your chest Tony, you don't even know.]

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[coolexec]

I'm not sure I like your implications about my wife right now - green isn't your colour at all.

[Ffffffffffffffffff god this is a whole new flavour of awkward he didn't even know existed.]

And it's a terrible pity the hole in my chest isn't just that little bit bigger.

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[1ntagli0]

She's wasted on you, Tony.

[Laffo, not amused at all by the 'chivalry'.]

We could arrange for that, it would be an interesting project.

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[coolexec]

Noah, honey [the wife is right there] you wanna chip in here?

I've had this thing for over ten years now though, it's like many things about me; entirely unchangable.

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[1ntagli0]

How unadventurous.

[It's sad that he means that.]

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[coolexec]

You have enough adventure for all of us.

[Tony still isn't sure if this is a good or a bad thing.]

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[1ntagli0]

I would be perfectly willing to share. It would improve my karma.

[Yeah, let's make that retroactive joke.]

[chickbro]

Huh? What? Is someone hitting on you again?

[ Someone went off to make a sandwich. Hi. ]

[coolexec]

My rather attractive in a model-esque way admirer is broadcasting his envy.

[Where is his sandwich :C]

[1ntagli0]

Hello, Noah.

[Aren't you a lucky lady, he doesn't show his face to everyone.]

I was just suggesting to Tony how equal opportunity it would be of him to enlarge the gaping hole in his chest so that hands of a less feminine persuasion might fit inside.

[He gets this out with a straight face, but then he is a sociopathic liar, so that isn't really saying much.]

Or, as he says, broadcasting my irreconcilable envy.