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[latrine_orderly]

Effete Boy for Older Women

[cfud_anon]

Energetic, secretly snarky, feminine young boy looking for older, curvy vixen to make him their special pet! Crossdressing, bondage, mysterious injections all A-OK. Women with a lot on top preferred. Abduct me to your lovenest today~!

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Re: Effete Boy for Older Women

[negi_cure]

My, how intriguing! The injections are unusual, though.

Re: Effete Boy for Older Women

[parttime_fang]

Aaah, I'm fairly sure that's a troll. I wouldn't take it too seriously.

[negi_cure]

Oh dear, what a shame.

[parttime_fang]

I wouldn't worry, I'm sure a real one will turn up!

[negi_cure]

Oh, I've already got one. I just thought he might like a new friend.

[parttime_fang]

Ahh...

A respondent or a boy?

[negi_cure]

A boy, of course.

FemBot Needed

[cfudanon]

One ton of loving for your sweet electronic needs. Tired of the softies, and looking for a more tactile input device for my laptop, my old girlfriend.

Titanium reinforcement recommended.

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Re: FemBot Needed

[bitchesluvatank]

This means war, pig.

Make Me A Real Man

[cfudanon]

Ladies, help! I have lost my sense of self, of what a man truly should be! Please help me rediscover my manhood before I'm lost completely to the dark side!

Big breasts a must. Also must be manlier than me, but at this point, that's not very hard to do.

Contact thebackburner@cfud.net for more details!

Re: Make Me A Real Man

[stripnotist]

*. . . snrk*

Re: Make Me A Real Man

[asthecrow_flies]

Gorgon! You may just be the woman he needs.

Re: Make Me A Real Man

[stripnotist]

I think I'll pass. Oh, by the way, you don't mind if I trade your pig for a brown-haired clone of your sidekick, do you?

Re: Make Me A Real Man

[asthecrow_flies]

Nope! Go for it.

-- wait, which clone?